(Thinking) (^SHOUTING WHILE THINKING^) -Telephatic Talking- Talking ^SHOUTING^
//Hyoudou Household /Morning// /Our POV/
We currently see Issei in his King sized bed with multiple ladies (except Yumi, Valerie, Rias, his mother, Yasaka and Kuno) cuddling him. Koneko, Asia, Ophis and Irina are resting at their Ise's chest while Ddraigra and Kuna takes both his arms snuggling them in between their *cough* holy mounds *cough* with the others either behind the two or between Issei's legs.
Issei: *groans* (They are monsters, monsters that if not for my endurance my pelvis would have been turned to dust. I'll worry about my pelvis later and focus on getting to the bathroom and start preparing for the torture that is called school.)
Isse is trying to break free of the (*cough* death trap*cough*) entanglement that he is in right now.
Ophis: *still asleep* Ise don't leave please.
Issei: Fine, I'll go to the bathroom later
//Five minutes later//
Issei: (Five minutes has passed and I really need to take a shit!)
Issei somehow made it out alive of the (*cough*death trap*cough*) entanglement he was in and now taking a shit.
Issei: *groans* That feels good. Well time to take a shower.
//Timeskip// /Issei's POV/
Garou: Yo brat, hows you pelvis?
Issei: Still in one piece, I think.
Garou: Lucky you. (Lucky! Your girls are not like your mother, had to get a brace for my pelvis just to heal it.)
Issei: Why am I lucky?
Garou: You wouldn' t get it.
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Issei: Fine don't tell me.
Issei saw a boy who he doesn't recognize just sitting with his father.
Issei: Umm, excuse me but who are you?
Garou: ^HONEY I WON THE BET!^
Miki who was in the kitchen suddenly rushes to the dinning area looking really mad.
Miki: Ise, do you not recognize him!?
Issei: That's why I'm asking. *says with sass*
Miki: Is that sass young man. *glares*
Issei: *gulps* N-no mother.
Miki: Ahh ithought there was sass in your voice there for a minute hehe.
Issei, Garou, ???: (How can mother/wifey/aunty be so scary and cute at the same time.)
Issei: So who is he again?
Miki & Garou: Oh he's Gasper
Issei was so shocked that he almost looks like a certain straw hated pirate when he's shocked.
Issei: ^YOU SERIOUS!?^
Gasper: Ho ho, why are you so shocked Ise-senpai.
Issei: No it's just I'm so proud of you that you managed to break out of your shell. And you looked so fresh and handsome, no homo. (And no more questioning my sexuallity.) *teary eyed*
Gasper: I found out that somebody is sealed in my secred gear. His name is Dio Brando.
Issei: Nice. (Holy mother of god, one of the strongest vampires in the universe is sealed in my kohai's sacred gear.)
Garou: I taught him some hand to hand and gun-play.
Issei: Nice. (Looks like Gasper fulfilled his promised to me.)
Gasper: I also somehow managed to get a car.
Issei: ^OHH MYYY GOOOD!^ Do you know how to drift.
Gasper: Yep.
Issei: Tandem?
Gasper: Tandem. *nods*
Issei: But let us go to school first.
???: Gaspy~ why are you not in bed?
Issei: Who is that "Gaspy"~. Oh and by the way call me Aniki from now on.
Gasper: *sigh* She's my fiance Aniki.
Issei: ^HORY SHET!^ (He truly has changed.) Is there a story behind this or something.
Gasper: Arranged marrage betwwen the Vampires and the Devils. And her name is Valerie.
Valerie: Ah so you're the reason why I was so horny last night. (And the reason I finnaly was able to fuck or the corrrect term, get fucked by Gaspy~)
Issei: Sorry about that Gasper. *rubs the back of head*
Gasper: I'm not even going to be mad at you Aniki, because it felt good for the both of us, oh and how's your pelvis?
Issei: Still in one piece.
Issei checks his phone and he realizes they were going to be late if they don't hurry up.
Issei: Oh shit were going to be late.
Gasper: Lets take our cars, Sweety come with me.
Valerie: Oh so assertive~
Gasper: *sigh* Just please come with me
Valerie: Of course, I always cum with you.
Gasper & Issei: Damn horny women.
Gasper and Issei looks at each other and did a high five.
Gasper: What are we going to do about the others?
Issei: We'll cross that bridge when we get there. Well father, mother we'll see you two later maybe tonight.
Issei and Gasper with his fiance rush toward the garage.
Issei's car was the first one to start up.
Then it was Gasper's turn.
Issei: ^LETS TANDEM!^
Gasper: ^ZA DRIFTO!^
Dio: (He is close to obtainig Za Warudo, he just needs a little push.)
_________________________________________ Chapter End
Author: Sorry for the late update. I'm to tired right now especially because of shit (aka orojects) that my teacher just gave, but gotta do it for the future of my life. Hahaha i wanna die.
