What if JoJo got a job at...

JoJo get's a job at McDonalds?

"DON'T BURN DOWN THE PLACE!" shouted my dad from the car "OK SURE!" i yelled back to him "OK HAVE FUN now... TO NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and with that the car exploded and it dissapeared :3

today was my first day at McDonalds time to make some chicken nuggets out of weird chemicals and strawberry ice cream looking thing :3
"skippy doodoling doo what ever here i go to take a....poo?" i walked through the double doors of the McDonals restraunt nothing has changed.... only the problem was there was an old lady twerking on one of the tables and bilal getting drunk with milkshakes meh yolo

i walked into the kitchen, i saw a rack, i stared at the rack, i had a staring competition with the rack, i put my bag on the rack, I ATE THE RACK lol jk XD i put on my aweosme McDonalds hat on and went by one of the cash registers "this is going to be easy chash register" i said to the cash register which was terrified of me :3 CUZ THE STUPID 4 BUTTON WOULDN'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 minutes later

"because im happy clap along if you feel like a room without a roof!" i sang waiting for someone to walk into the restraunt 
no one come here now that everyone knows that chicken nuggets are actually strawberry ice cream! but hey atleast they didn't put nutrious oxide into the mixture otherwise we would all be Turbo by now :3

3 hours later

"ANY DAY NOW!" i was standing here for 3 hours man "please one more time!" said my new friend co worker named 'capuchino' "ok fine one more time!" i said we both stood facing eachother "one two three!" shouted capuchino "ROCK PAPER DOLPHIN!"............."I WON!" "GOD DAM IT CAPUCHINO!" i yelled getting the chash register throwing it out of the window accidentaly knocking out bilal "oops never mind" i stood by the desk like nothing ever happened, capuchino moved away slowly it was now 3pm

"um hello there little girl" said a 5 year old girl to me "who ya calling little" i said "um i want some chiken nuggets! pwees" said the girl with puppy eyes "ok wait here" i walked into the kitchen "um chiken nuggets..... HEY BOB WHERE ARE THE CHIKEN NUGGETS!" i yelled over to mah assistant bob "I DON'T KNOW I THINK THEIR STILL MAKING IT!" he yelled back "I HAVE A 5 YEAR OLD HERE THAT WANTS HER CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!! GET THEM NOW!" i yelled knocking out one of the workers with my hand "oops sorry" i said just standing there waiting for bob to get the chicken nuggets "you want chicken nuggets" said someone behind me i turned around to see a teenager boy in a black suit and some cool sunglasses with messy white hair i think he didn't brush it this morning XD "YES I WANT THEM ALL!" "here!" pop then a box of chicken nuggets appaered in his hand "YES CHICKEN NUGGETS WOOOH!" i ran out of the kitchen to the desk the girl was still there "here are your chicken nuggets" i said throwing the box at her she catched it though T_T "oh and by the way their actually strawberry ice cream in disguise" "AWESOME I LUV STRAWBERRIES!" shouted the girl running away with the nuggets "HEY YOU DIDN'T PAY THAT WAS £1.99!" meh stupid children

1 hour later

"ok ok careful now that's a one dangerouse monster!" said the police ok basically it turned out the chicken nuggets were infected with hulk chest hair and now the 5 year old girl turned into a pissed of hulk that looks like a dog" "RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!" yelled the green thing "that guy he's so mean!" T_T" i said "yup welp have fun the boss is coming out" said capuchino standing next to me "oh great!" 
"WHAT THE APPLES HAPPENED TO MY MCDONALDS!" he yelled looking at the hole in the window and a knocked out bilal outside "WHY?!?!?! WHO DID THIS!" he yelled "SIR THAT GIRL DID IT SHE FIRST TOOK MY CASH REGISTER AND THREW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW SIR THEN SHE ATE THE WRONG FOOD AND TURNED INTO HULK AND SHE ALSO ATE ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS SIR" i yelled looking all innocent and stuff "you threw the cash register out of the window and you gave the girl hulk tablets didn't you!" said the boss pissed of "no... actually there was this dude that gave me the chicken nuggets!" i corrected him "yesh YOUR FIRED!" he yelled exploding and dieing "meh i hated this job anyway" "ill miss u man!" said capuchino giving me a hug by the way capuchino is a boy! :D "your my next door neighbour...." i said "oh welp bye :D" he said i walked into the kitchen "cmon bob were fired" i shouted to bob "WHY!!!!!! I JUST FOUND THE CKICKEN NUGGETS!" he shouted walking behind me i grabbed my bag and went back home 

oh yeah and i left a nuclear bomb in a granade under one of the tables i walked across the road and pressed a button on the remote "boop" the place exploded i accidentaly knocked one car of the road too, they fell into the sea OH NO WAIT sorry they fell into the pit of mentally pissed of elephants "lets go bob!" i said "okay :D" shouted bob and we both skipped away back home happily and stuff :3