What if JoJo got a job at...

JoJo get's a job at Sainsbury's

"SAINBURY'S MAH FAVOURITE SUPER MARKETS!!!!!!!!!" I yelled running into the place there were millions of people there...... meh probably buying toilet paper LETS A GO!!!!!!!

i walked into the bosses office "wow their selling new and improved toilet paper!" said the boss to himself reading a magazine about toilet papers "YOOOOOOOOOO!" i yelled crashing through the door "AAAAAH WHAT IN THE 4 BILLION BANANAS IS THAT!" he yelled like a little girl "hey im the new worker here :3" i said with a smile "oh... okay 'looks behind me' who's that?" he said pointing to bob which was just standing there "that's bob my assistant" i said "you don't need an assis-" "BOB IS MAH FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!" i yelled crying "ok ok fine here's your uniform" ooh thanks i got out my pink unicorn wand and touched the cloths now i was wearing it "thanx man" i said to the boss which just stood there "i still don't believe in magic" he sat in his chair "your job is to help out other people and put the products on the right shelves" he said "ok bye!" i ran out of the office "LETS DO THIS BOB!!!!!!!!!!!" i yelled

30 minutes later

"excuse me!" said a lady behind me "yeeeeees :3" i answered "um where can i find a a TV" she said "......uh this is a super market we don't sell TV's" i said "BUT I SAW IT IN ANOTHER STORE!" she cried "WELL THIS PLACE DOESN'T HAVE TV'S JEEZ GO TO ASDA THEY HAVE TV'S!"  i yelled like a gorilla "okay :3" she said skipping out of the super market "your not suppose to tell them to go to another supermarket! your gonna get fired!" said bob "noooooooo!" i shouted running out of sainbury's

epic music in the background

i saw the women skipping away "NO ILL NEVER CATCH HER!" i shouted looking around then i found a truck "aha perfect!" i said i slowly sneaked into the truck and turned the engin on "HAHA!" i laughed and steped on it "WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" i yelled as i was knocking out cars in the parking lot the boss ran out "WHAT THE HELL MY TRUCK!" he yelled "IM COMMING FOR YA BREAD!" I yelled at the lady she stoped and turned around "oh dear app- 'CRASH' i hit her with the truck i pulled out the keys and the truck stoped moving. i jumped out of the Truck "HAHA GOT YA!" i yelled "YOU JUST KILLED HER!" yelled bob running towards me with the boss "oh hey bob i got the customer back" i said looking at the dead lady under the truck the boss was going to faint "hey boss whats up" i said "just... go back inside and do your job" he said "okidoki LETS GO BOB!" i shouted and with that we ran back to the store the boss fainted

3 hours later

"yes this won't happen again were sorry!" said the boss to the crying police man
"i-HAHAWAHAAHAHA!" he cried "sorry i never knew it was your sister " said the boss patting the police mans back "I LIKED THE SMELL OF HER PERFUME!!!!!!!!!" he cried again "don't worry man" said the boss pushing him out of the store "children......" sighted the boss

"ok that goes there and there!" i said placing stuff onto the shelves bob just stood there with a straight face not saying anything "next round......makeup!" i shouted running over to the makeup stand "blargh look at them models they look like justin bieber!" i said throwing lolipops at the make up stand "hey stop throwing stuff man!" said bob picking up the lolipops "but im bored!!!!!!" i shouted looking around the store "um excuse me!" i turned around to see a pirate fox XD "sorry this is sainbury's not a halloween party!" i said turning back around "GIVE ME TOILET PAPER ARG!!!!" demanded the guy in a costume "IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" i yelled at him "I NEED ROBOT TOILET PAPER!" he yelled at me again "robot- THIS IS SAINBURY'S NOT ROBOBURY'S!" i yelled again "GIVE ME THE ROBOT TOILET PAPER OR ILL STUFF YOU INTO A FREDDY FAZZBEAR SUIT!" he yelled knocking out an old man behind him "WHAT THE MARSHMELLOWS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?! WE DON'T SELL ROBOT TOILET PAPER!" i yelled again "just give him toilet paper painted silver!" whispered bob "FINE!" i yelled i got some toilet paper and threw it on the ground the fox was confused.... then i got silver paint and spilled it on top of the package "THERE!" i said throwing it at him "FINALLY MAH ROBOT TOILET PAPER YEHAW!" he ran out of the store and didn't pay lol "jeez! humans these days!" i said to bob "that was a animatronic" said bob "really...... oh well" 

4 hours later

"look man you either pay or ge lost!" i said to the women i got moved to the cash register since i almost set the toilet paper on fire "NO IM NOT PAYING MAKE IT FREEEEEEE!" shouted the women holding a water gun at my face "im not scared of you water gun!" i said bored to death "FREE!" she yelled "no!" i said the lady got pissed  picked up the shopping bags and waked away ".......next!" i said then my boss walked out "WERE LOSING MONEY! STOP LETTING PEOPLE GO WITHOUT PAYING!" he yelled "hey they won't pay!" i said confused "YOUR FIRED!" he said picking me and bob up and throwing both of us out of the store "welp.... we failed again" i said "were never gonna get a job!" whined bob "HEY CHILAX MAN LET'S GO CELEBRATE!" i shouted running away bob just walked, sainbury's was on fire anyway :3