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JoJo get's a Job at Pizza Hut

"YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" i yelled i finally found a job at pizza hut and it was my first day today! :3 i was going to make the best pizza ever!!!
"were going to get fired!" cried bob being dragged across the road like a bag of potatos "shat ap bob! your giving me bad luck T_T" i said throwing him under a car. he got hit by a bus and died THE END lol jk he respawned next to me cuz bob doesn't do yolo!

10 minutes later

we made it to pizza hut time to poisin people with pizza >:D bob had a massive bruise on his head because of that  bus accident. i walked inside and the whole place was filled with only 4 people and 1 child there was also 10 workers and a dead chicken in the middle of the restraunt.
my guesses were they were trying to copy a different restraunt and they ended up kililng a chicken.
i walked into the office and saw a really fat dude sitting in a chair eating donuts, pizza, fries, coke, chocolate, kebabs burgers more. i waved to the man and he looked down at me and said "u job iz tuz makez la pivaa for de kads" then he died of diabetes
i walked out of the office and put my cool glasses on and bob was hiding behind the curtains just incase something explodes then the curtains explode and bob is now electrified idk why he just is!

1 hour later

"and then you put the topping on and VOILA!" said to men this chinese french spanish italian looking dude i gave him a thumbs up and went over to the pizza station "hehe time for mah secret recepie!" i yelled as i pulled out a bottle of liquid "what is that" asked bob confused "bilal's socks sweat!" i said bob ran to the toilet and threw up "hehe!" i laughed as i threw the bottle into the massive bowl and walked away to add some topping on cuz im not bothered to make the dough

2 hours later

"NEXT!" i yelled to the crowed of people waiting to be served "ok let me get a peperoni pizza with double cheese and tomatoes!" he said i only noded and shouted "GIVE THIS MAN A PIZZA!" then stood there like nothing ever happened "oooh and some coke" added the guy "AND SOME COKE!" i yelled then wakled away. i walked into the kitchen and looked at the massive bowl of dough. the dough turned black and smelled worse then your farts! the guys took the dough out and cut it into pizza shape i put the toppings on and threw it into the stove 3 minutes later it was done and i gave it to the man "BLARGH WHAT THE HELL IS IN THERE!" he yelled "just eat it!" i yelled and shoved the pizza in his mouth he swollowed it
his face went rainbow and he looked like he smoked weed then he collapsed everyone in the restraunt spit their pizza out and ran out of the restraunt i just stood there not saying anything and bob started to clean up the mess like a pro

the boss rolled out of the office in his chair really pissed off oh wait he's dead!
the other boss walked out of the office and looked at the dead guy and called the ambulance i was still standing there not saying anything "WHAT DID U DO!" he yelled at me getting out a knife running at me with it i just stood there not changing my face expression then "BANG!" he got punched in the face and flew out of the bulding now he was dead i looked to my right to see a fat super man with terrible hair style a massive picture of justin bieber on his stomach and he was covered in cats and he smelled like hulks chest hair lol "THANKS SUPER BRUH!" i shouted giving him a high five "your welcome WOSH!" and he dissapeared in a fart
"well i guess were fired bob lets go!" i shouted teleporting away and bob got hit by a bus by his ex "HAHAHA U WILL OVE ME FOR EVER!!!" shouted the girl Bob was scared so bob jumped into a volcano, caused a super eruption then everyone died

THE END

lol i was just kiddin about the volcano part part bob just jumped into a river :3