What if JoJo got a job at...

JoJo get's a job at Disney Land

"OMG ROLLER COASTERS!" i yelled running into disney land "were not here for the roller coaster were here to work!" said bob running after me "jeez bob calm your ice cream banana flavoured in a chicken hat pop hippie yolo swag head!" i started to walk to the office thingy

at the bosses office 

"hehe im so rich man!" laughed the boss when i just randomly walked in "hey bruh!" i said bob standing behind me  not saying anything "aaah your the new worker here right?" said the boss eating some donuts "yes!!!!!!" i sang happily "ok then you just walk to different stations every hour have fun and who is that" said the boss pointing to bob behind me "oh that's bob :3" i said "can he please leave!" said the boss "no he's my body guard!" i said happily "pfft him hah!" laughed the boss at bob "he killed 89 zombies with a spoon and turned a robot into a cupcake in 3 seconds" i said in a creepy voice ".....ok go on" said the boss hiding under the desk "YEY LETS GO BOB!" i shouted walking out of the office " i never did any of that" whinned bob "shat ap bob you are super man!" 

"MOMMY WAAAAAAAAAAAH MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU!" cried the little girl "IM STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU GO DAM IT!" shouted the mother at her 9 year old daughter which looked like a cow sat on her face "HEEEEEEEEELP RAPIST MOMMY!" yelled the girl again the mom was getting really tired of this then JoJo the super hero flew in and killed the mother the girl was happy i just stood there like "IM A BOSS!!!!!!!!" then i- oh O_O heh oops wrong story....

"I WANNA GO ON A ROLLER COASTER!" i shouted looking at the massive roller coaster infornt of me "one ticket to the roller coaster please!" said a man which looked like he was 999 years old "ok here go on!" i said giving the man a ticket "YESH AAAAAAAAAAH!" then he died of a heart attack THE END
lol jk the man walked into the building where the cart would be waiting "excuse me!" said someone behind me i turned around there was that hulk girl again "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WTH IS THAT I THOUGHT THIS WAS DISNEY LAND!" i screamed "hey you okay?" said the hulk girl sounding ike she been smoking cigarettes for the past 50 years "BOB COME HERE!!!!!!!!!" i yelled once more "jesus christ! i just need-" "WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!" said bob "look look!" i said pointing the hulk girl, the hulk girl was confused, "what it's hulk say hi!" said bob he then sniffed the air "also smells like dead bodies" "IT'S GOING TO KILL ME!" i cried "I JUST- you know what im just gonna go home now" said the hulk girl then pop she dissapeared "IT'S GONE YESH I SCARED IT AWAY HAHA!" i jumped around happy bob turned around "uh.... maybe it wasn't you who scared it" said bob tapping my shoulder "what do you eeeeeeeee-" i turned around it was mickey mouse HOLY SHOES IT'S MICKY MOUSE KILL IT!" i yelled getting my shot gun out and i shot mickey :3
THE END
HAHA LOL JK! it was the zombie of the dead lady from sainbury's "oh hey still looking for that TV?" i asked the zombie just exploded "oh well looks like that's a no hah!" i laughed then went back to work "WHO'S NEXT!" i shouted then a guy tapped my shoulder "it's time to change post go away!" he said i gave him a one eye evil glare then walked away 

then there was Donald Duck i freaked out again and shot him
then there was minnie mouse i shot her too
and a few other characters i don't know i shot them too :3

6 hours later

"GET YOUR CANDY FLOOS ONLY 4 BILLION DOLLARS!" i shouted running around trying to sell poisoness gass coffe milk tasting lolipops :3 then...
"YOUR FIRED FIRED FIRED FIRED!!!!!!!!!!" shouted the boss i only turned around in confusion "who me?" i asked confused "YES YOU! YOU SHOT EVERYONE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" shouted the boss at me getting a bazooka "um hi!" i said then bob came behind me and was like "have fun" then the boss shot the bazzooka and we all died THE END- eh i mean me and bob flew all the way back home in my room "well time for a new job lol!" i said sitting on my chair going on the internet "i hate my life" said bob lying on the bed face flat "meh disney land exploded anyway " i said with an evil smile hehehehehehehe