BSD & FUKUMORI headcanons

• Part 8 •

FukuMori, Port Mafia and ADA as incorrect quotes&prompts
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Maybe it's a "lazy content", but I always wanted to do something like this.
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20-year-old Mori to Natsume: Things have actually been going really well with Yukichi. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Mori: Last week I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, doctor" he said, "Okay."

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Dazai: Did Chuuya just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Oda: Yeah.
Dazai: And did I do finger guns back?
Oda: Yes, you did.

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Dazai: *dials 911*
Dazai: hey i hate to be "that guy" but i glued myself to the ceiling again

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Mori: I am at a loss for words!
Dazai, telling Chuuya later: Despite being lost for words, Mori yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Mori: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three
Mori: One, two, three
Mori:
Fukuzawa:
Mori: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us

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(The classic)
Fukuzawa: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Mori: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And i'm taking the kids!
Atsushi, pushing the monopoly board away from them: ...maybe we should stop playing

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Atsushi: I wasn't hurt that bad
Atsushi: Yosano-san said all the bleeding was internal
Atsushi: Which is where it's supposed to be 🙂

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15-Dazai: Do you like my outfit?
15-Chuuya: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Dazai, blushing: O-oh my, Chibi-
Chuuya: I need your chair. Get up.

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Lucy: *accidentally hits Atsushi in the face*
Lucy: *trying to decide between saying "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you okay?"
Lucy: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

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Aya, from rail station: Why do you have a diary?
Kunikida: To keep secrets from my computer.

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Higuchi: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Gin: I never had one.
Higuchi: An imagination or a childhood?..

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Chuuya in "Sheep": I am very small
Chuuya: And I have no money
Chuuya: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under

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Mori: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Fukuzawa: On this moment or just my life in general?