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GROUPCHAT

Gingers Rule!

mione: This chat is getting boring, we never talk on here.

ronisarobloxgod: I find offence to that, are you saying that we're boring?

potty: fine, let's add some ✨spice✨ if that's what you want

mione: harry, whatever you're thinking please don't.

ronisarobloxgod: please do

harry added harrystylesismyhusband

potty: um who did i add

mione: please don't tell me that's—

ronisarobloxgod: Y/N!?!?!?!?!????!!!?!?!!?

harrystylesismyhusband: RONALD? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

potty: y/n? first of all, what
the fuck is your name?

harrystylesismyhusband: it's ✨art✨ do you even know who harry styles is!?

potty: no

harrystylesismyhusband removed potty from the chat

ronisarobloxgod: LAMZLANXLAM he deserved that, I mean who doesn't know Harry
Styles?

mione: who is harry styles?

harrystylesismyhusband removed mione from the chat

harrystylesismyhusband: that's better. no negative energy today, no sir ☝️

ronisarobloxgod: do you think we should uh, add them back?

harrystylesismyhusband: no, give them
time to reflect on what they said.

ronisarobloxgod: it's been ten minutes and Harry is harrassing me, can we add ANZKSKSK HE BIT ME

harrystylesismyhusband: does his parents not feed him or sum? is he hungry?

ronisarobloxgod: Y/N ADD THEM BACK THEY'RE SAT IN FRONT OF ME AND THEY'RE STARING AT ME. IM SCARED.

harrystylesismyhusband: pussy. Fine🙄

harrystylesismyhusband added potty and mione to the chat

potty: finally, only took ten minutes.

harrystylesismyhusband: i think we got off on the wrong start, don't you think? My name is
y/n black, you're turn.

mione: y/n you're our best friend, we know who you are.

potty: you, sirius and your mum literally live with me

harrystylesismyhusband: be quite I know that, i want to have my moment. HANG ON WHY WASNT I INVITED TO THIS GROUPCHAT BEFORE?!?!???

ronisarobloxgod: why are you typing in capitals, does that mean you're angry?

mione: because y/n, we weren't friends in first year and that was when this group chat was made and we kinda forgot about it

ronisarobloxgod: ok, ignore me then

harrystylesismyhusband: hear that?

potty: hear what

harrystylesismyhusband: the excuses rolling in. I live with you Haroldine and you 'forgot' to add me?

potty: haha yes, don't kill me. i love you

harrystylesismyhusband is offline.

mione: where is she gone.

potty: idk OW Y/N JUST CAME INTO MY DORM AND SMACKED ME AROUND THE HEAD AND JUST LEFT WTF OUCH

harrystylesismyhusband is online

harrystylesismyhusband: it's what you deserve, bitch. Love you Haroldine. Anyway, gtg go do some hot girl shit. xoxoxo

harrystylesismyhusband is offline

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what the fuck is this.

anyways

this is today's pic