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•thirty one•

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new group chat.
minerva- gongon 🍃
albus- doublewhore🥹
severus- greasygit🚿

doublewhore🥹:
i need to set
some rules in this school.
read by greasygit🚿

doublewhore🥹:
okay severus, i see where
your loyalty's lie.
read by greasygit🚿

gongon 🍃:
oh, whatever is the matter
now, Dumblewhore?
greasygit🚿 reacted to this message: '😂'

gongon🍃:
dumbledaddy*

dumblewhore🥹:
...?

gongon🍃:
dumbledore*
i think these kids have hacked
into my mobile device and changed
your name to that.
what in the merlin is going on. 😬

greasygit🚿:
as fun as this conversation is, albus,
would you like to hurry up and say what
you came on here for.

dumblewhore🥹:
mobile phones in hogwarts
needs to be banned.

gongon🍃:
whatever for? this is
completely unreasonable.

dumblewhore🥹:
a video of y/n black and
ronald weasley is surfing the
wizarding internet. and it's not
a very good video. it puts a
bad imagine on hogwarts.

greasygit🚿:
you are naive to think
even if your going to ban
mobile phones, that some
certain student won't find a way
to still use them.

dumblewhore🥹:
have you seen the video, severus?
it's completely absurd.

*video attached*

"I JUST WANTED SOME SWEETS!" Ron weasley could be heard on the video, shouting. The person recording the video could also be heard laughing, wheezing.

"Oh shut your fat ginger mouth up, Ronald." the black girl spoke, seeming to be out of breath.

the video quality wasn't very clear, as the person recording was laughing too much, that their hand was moving, causing the video to become shaky.

"okay, y/n i think that's enough now." hermione granger grimaced, and could be seen about to step in before almost getting wacked in the face by a pillow y/n was holding. that caused hermione to step back immediately and stand next to harry who was recording, not being able to breathe properly from laughing too much.

"your going to suffocate him." harry struggled to say, watching y/n with a proud glint in his eyes.

"good." y/n muttered, removing the pillow that was covering ron's face, hitting it down on his head a couple times.

"i surrender, i surrender!" ron waved his arms and legs about, finally being able to breath once y/n stopped hitting him with a pillow.

"stupid ed sheeran." y/n muttered, sticking her tounge out at ron.

something came flying at y/n, hitting her in the shoulder causing her head to snap at harry who was still laughing behind the camera.

"HARODLINE POTT—"

The video ended.

gongon🍃:
oh— 😀

dumblewhore🥹:
now do you see why i want to ban them?

gongon🍃:
well this isn't going to go down well...

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a/n

lol! hey guys. i'm going to pretend i haven't updated this book in over a year.

i hope you missed me😈

anyways... i have a new harry potter social media fic book idea. lmk if you want me to publish it 🤪👿

i'll probably see you in another years time xxxxx

love you