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The Strippers'

stripper 01: James
stripper 02👹: sirius
stripper 03🐟: remus


stripper 02👹:
I am absolutely fuming.

stripper 01:
yeah? what's got
your wand in a twist

stripper 02👹:
your stupid son.

stripper 01:
my son is not stupid!

stripper 02👹:
the next time I get
my hands on him..

stripper 03:🐟:
what's wrong, Sirius?

stripper 02👹:
i've just heard from a
certain red head that
Harry has gone BEHIND MY
BACK and asked out MY daughter.

stripper 02👹:
i cant believe it.

stripper 03:🐟:
...............

stripper 01:
yes! good going Harry.

stripper 02👹:
NO!
He's going to infect
her with his man germs.

stripper 02👹:
this is not okay!

stripper 01:
my son does not have
germs.

stripper 01:
you have germs

stripper 02👹:
no i don't.

stripper 02👹:
I don't want my
daughter dating little
prongs , okay?

stripper 01
it's one date.

stripper 01
besides, can you
imagine a little
black-potter running
around

stripper 01
wow

stripper 02👹:
LALALALALLALLAL

stripper 02👹:
too fast. No.
I'm going to pretend that i
did not just read that.

stripper 02👹:
oh to see without
my eyes 🧑‍🦯
stripper 01
😻
check the Map.

stripper 03:🐟:
sirius, don't—
ok then.

stripper 02👹:
AHHHHHHHHHHH
NO I REFUSE

stripper 03:🐟:
so dramatic, and for what?

stripper 02👹:
harry and y/n are together.
ALONE

stripper 01
i wonder what they're
doing—

stripper 03:🐟:
JAMES

stripper 01
WHAT?

stripper 03:🐟:
No

stripper 02👹:
i cant have this.

stripper 02👹:
no, this is not ok

stripper 01
he's so dramatic

stripper 03:🐟:
pffftttt you can talk

stripper 02👹 is now offline.

stripper 03:🐟
look what you've done now.

stripper 01
WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW

stripper 01
you know what?
i've had enough of you

stripper 03:🐟
see? Dramatic.

stripper 01
i know where your
chocolate draw is,
Remus John Lupin
so i'd be nice if i were you

stripper 03:🐟
i take everything i said back!











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this was a messy one and i don't like
it. goodbye

i wanna check up on you, how are you?

no, honestly. If you want to rant, use this right here to do so.

I got asked if i was okay today because I apparently looked sad. Lol but i'm always sad, i just hide it.

My family life is so complicated, to be honest, i don't have any family left

lol

i'm fine tho i guess :) wbu?

i love
you

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