❝ y/n, let's play roblox. ❞
❝ ron, no. ❞
in which y/n black gets added into a
group chat, none other that
Haroldine Potty.
voldemort is defeated and the
potters are alive.
↳˳⸙;; GOLDEN TRIO ERA
@azkabanhoee, 2021
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GROUPCHAT welcome to 'the black family is better than the potter family'chat
babyblack: mum, dad
mamablack; hello darling, how are you. Are you okay?
dadfoot: hang on, i'm taking a piss. Give me one second.
babyblack: didn't really need to know that dad. Anyways....
dadfoot: are you PrEgNaNt?!?!?! I swear on James' life that if you are, I'm going to kill Harry.
babyblack: dad wtf— if i was why would you kill harry?
dadfoot: because i'm pretty sure that harry would be the dad. ARE YOU?
babyblack: ew NO dad that so embarrassing. and if i was it WOULD NOT be harry.
dadfoot: just checking
babyblack: so basically—
dadfoot: ARE YOU SURE???
mamablack: SIRIUS!
dadfoot: sorry
babyblack: i'm sure, dad.
mamablack: what was it that you wanted to tell us?
babyblack: so there's this new teacher, and I got detention because I made her bald—
dadfoot: THATS MY DAUGHTER
babyblack: be quiet. And when i got there, she made me write lines. She told me to write 'I must not prank teachers' and 'I am a disgrace to the black family'
mamablack: SHE SAID WHAT
babyblack: but instead of it being on paper, she made me write it without ink and it started to carve into my skin.
dadfoot: murder on my mind
dadfoot is offline
babyblack: um mum, where's dad gone
mamablack: he's just apparated to Hogwarts. I'm on my way
mamablack is offline
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