Alastor x Reader Oneshots

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Alastor x Reader

Your Perspective

Alastor and I were sitting on the couch. I was slumped on to him as he read a book. But then...

I let out the biggest fart I have ever done in my entire existence. I sat wide-eyed. That was the first time I farted in front of my boyfriend. Alastor just looked up from his book and looked like a deer in headlights. He looked at me and I looked at him. Then he smiled the biggest smile. And then let out a toot. I was shocked. He just tooted. Then it had me thinking. And then I asked a question that I probably should have kept to myself.

"Do you have deer poops? Like do you poop like a deer"

Yeah...

(I head cannon Alastor having little deer poops. It's something I refuse to believe isn't a thing.)