Alastor x Reader Oneshots

Short For You

Alastor x Male Reader

Requested by: vexinchiiroo

Even in life, I always teased Alastor for being short. In reality, he's not short at all. He's just shorter than me. When we were alive, Alastor was 5,10. I was 6,5. Now that we are in hell, our height has changed dramatically. Alastor is now 7ft. I'm 8,5. Messing with Alastor about his normal height is funny. Alastor and I were sitting on his couch. We were hanging out today. He was reading a book that I eventually joined in on reading. We read it together. I looked at Alastor. He felt me staring  and looked up at me. He spoke, raising a brow.

"What?"

I tried to contain my laughter at how much taller I was compared to him. I smiled.

"Shorty."

"I'm not short! You're just a beast!"

I burst out laughing. He was too precious. He wacked my arm.

"Owyyyy..."

I wined like a baby making him feel a little bad. I spoke in a fake angry voice.

"You're a short little butthead!"

Alastor laughed a little. It may be slightly annoying, but he new I was just messing with him. He shut his book and set it down. He stood up. I joined him and stretched my long limbs. My arms were in the air causing my shirt to lift and show my belly. Alastor looked down and smirked. I stopped stretching, satisfied, and looked at Alastor quizzically. He looked up.

"I'm glad I'm shorter. I have easy access."

His look was mischievous. I blushed hard, trying understand what he truly meant. He then lunged at me attacking my belly. He was tickling me! I squirmed and fell on the floor. Alastor fell with me and straddled me and continued to tickle me. I laughed and cried out for him to stop.

"You evil munchkin!"

He laughed and stopped tickling me. We cought our breath stared at each other. Alastor's face was really close to mine. My face felt warm. Alastor hesitantly got closer, watching my reaction. Our lips then connected. It felt like fireworks in my heart. It was a small passionate kiss. We parted smiling at each other.

"Ankle biter."

He laughed loudly at my insult. I giggled and admired his beautiful features.

"I'm only short for you. Everyone else is below me, I don't care about their height!"

I laughed at his stupid antics. Short for me? Cute.