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Normani's POV

✔ Respects women (gives full attention)
✔ Can cook
✔ Loves kids and animals
✔ Is a family person
✔ Independent and hardworking

Dinah is with me right now, we were just relaxing before she satrted asking me about my dating life. Of course I was honest to all her questions but I realized she kept typing on her phone every time I answered her questions

"What are you doing?" I asked leaning over her shoulder to see what she was doing and she didn't even budge

"I'm setting up an account for you on this dating app" she answered not looking at me

"Bitch what?" I asked trying to grab her phone and of course she got up and I was in no mood to chase her "Dinah I am very much capable of finding my own date"

"Obviously not, you've been single ever since...forever, you need some dick in your life"

"Dinah I don't need you to find  me a date" I groaned out

I am honestly happy to be single, other than its miserable and lonely especially on Valentines day....but I'm happy..

"Now we wait" she said completely ignoring my protest

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"Ooh bitch!" Dinah squealed as she continuously hit me on the leg, it was starting to sting

I gave her a few seconds before balling my fist and punching her on her upper arm

"Ouch!" She pouted glaring at me

"Why were you hitting me so much?" I asked rolling my eyes

"Because I just checked the app amd you have over 30 requests to go on a date with you" she said grinning at me

"Dinah I already told you-"

"Mani please, I'm getting depressed just watching you sit home all day, repeating everything you do on a daily basis"

"Dinah I said no"

"I'm getting tired of you, I'm setting you up on a blind date with one of these persons I feel is worthy of being in your presence. Your gonna go on that date with a fucking smile on your motherfucking face whether you like it or not" she said standing up with her hands on her hips

Sometimes I wonder who was the older one even though it clearly was me but when she acts like that she leaves me no vhoice but to wonder

"If you don't like the date then I won't pressure you with it anymore" Dinah added walking away into my room

I sat there just replaying what she just said

'This bitch' 

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"Okay and we're done" 

Here we are in my room, Dinah just finished doing my hair and make-up for this 'blind date'

"So where am I going?" I asked looking down at my outfit she picked out

"Don't worry about that, I already called the Uber and they are supposed to be here in a few minutes and your date is sitting at table 25, since I told them you like privacy" she answered brushing out my hair

I looked in the mirror at my reflection

"I look goodt" I said grimming

"Yaaas! Of course that's my bestfriend"she hyped before we heard a car horn blowing outside the complex

"Here you go" she said handing me my bag and two condoms

"Bitch, what do you think I am, giving up the goods on the first date?" I asked giving her the stank face