Oneshots

YouTubers: Acting hood in front of my girlfriend

A/N: This is short but it's been in the drafts for so long and I deeply fear y'all not gonna like it...at all

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Y/N's POV

I laughed when I saw Arianna walking over to the car. She was fully dressed in my clothes even my cap

"What the hell are you- ppfttt girl" I laughed as soon as she got in the car

"What's so funny?" She asked making her voice slightly deeper  garage

"Nothing...so who they call you?" I questioned as I glanced over at her

"Bad bitch Ari, betta come correct" she answered sounding a bit hood and I honestly burst out laughing

"Okayyy" I drew out

I pulled out of the garage and sat erred for the road. I don't even know where we're going, she just said she wants to go out for a ride

Stopping at a stoplight I could have sworn I saw something in her mouth

"Hol' up. Say cheese" I said holding her chin

"Chee" she said giving me a veiw of her teeth

I busted out laughing this girl done got some 'grills' which were actually aluminum foil

"You think this a joke? Cash me outside how bout da!?" She yelled some of her spit flying on me

"You spitting on me" I cringed wiping my face off

"And I'll do it again! And I'll do it again! The fuck wrong witchu"

"Girl if you don't sit yo ass back down" I said pushing her petite body back in the passenger seat as I pulled off once again

"Don't touch me bruh, cause if you touch me I'mma slap you upside yo head" Arianna said punching her balled fist into the palm of her other hand

"Then how am my supposed to love on you?"

"BBA, don't need no love. I'm a thug, thug it out" she hyped

"Girl shut up and give me a kiss" I said as I pulled over

"I ain't with that gay shit man" she said pushing me way

I sucked my teeth before gripping her neck only for her to smack me

"I know you fucking lyi- Arianna" I said sternly

She knows I'll never hit her but this girl is acting crazy

'Is she dick deprived?' I thought. No she got some this morning

What the hell is her problem?

"I did say if you touch me I'mma slap you upside your head! Now come correct and call me by my name, bad bitch Ari"

"You need to relax like for real" I said and pulled into the drive thru to get some food

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"Arianna get in the fucking car! Is you crazy?" I yelled as she jumped out of the moving car

"Andress me correct bih, it's bad bitch Ari and don't step to a real bih like me again...I'll put to head on are platter!" She said before getting in the car

"I- so you gon' serve it to them too?" I joked

"Fuck with me you get splatter"

"Ooh" I hyped as she rhymed just now

"Yeah yah heard that? I got bars my n*gga" she said fixing her well my cap on her head

"Uh...okay" I said pulling into McDonalds

"Hi welcome to McDonalds how may I help you?" The guy asked through the intercom

Arianna leaned over me to get closer to the speaker "Yah, Hallo...can I get two-" I covered her mouth and ordered two big macs

"Bro what are you doing? You supposed tell them you want that shit laid fresh like the picture on the billboard son"

"Hold the gangsta you gon' scare em off" I said holding her at bay as she tried to get out of the car once again

"Whatever bro cause you tripp- ow, babe I just broke my nail" she cooed just after we heard a snap when she was pulling her sestbelt

"Hey baby welcome back" I chuckled as I went to caress her cheek

"You supposed to tell them to make that shit perfect" she said getting back into character

"Let em know how you want it like get into it" I hyped

"I want my shit fresh and juicy like on the fucking picture out there" she answered pointing back at the billboard

"You can't go cussing at them like that" I corrected "You gotta be like...make sure my order fresh and correct you feel me"

"I said!" She yelled making me look straight ahead and away from her

"I want my shit perfect ain't nobody got time to be rehearsing and shit, and I swea da God, I'm throwing it back at they ass if they mess it up"

"Now thats too violent" I spoke up once again

"Shut the fuck up amd drive" she said as she pointed at the car in front of us that was driving off

"Arianna, I don't know who the fuck you talking too but you better watch yo self" I said in all seriousness

Nevertheless I drove up to the window and paid before going to the the next window and collecting the meal

"Aye, thanks shawty, stay bless. Stay bless shawty" Arianna said causing the woman amd myself to laugh

"You need time out" I said as I gave her, her meal