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Girl: I want to high five her.. In the face... With a brick... Covered in spikes.. Dipped in poison.

Boy: She can go swimming in acid.. In a straight-jacket.

Girl: She can choke on her own puke.

Boy: ...SHE CAN GO STEP ON A LEGO.

Girl: Now that's just mean..

Boy: Well.. What can I say?

~Tasha

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