Mom: Why would you do that!?
You: Because my friends did.
Mom: If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you too?
You: Yes, because there would be a big pile of dead bodies, so I'd land safely.
~Tasha
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Comebacks, Jokes, and insults
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