Dad: Hey son, so you need anything from the store while I'm here?
Son:Yeah.. Can you pick me up some condoms? I have a date tonight..
Dad: Son...
Son: Yeah?
Dad: You so know you can't get your hand pregnant, right?
~Tasha
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Comebacks, Jokes, and insults
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