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Stray cat moggie- yuugo tpn

Came up with a HC of yuugo haveing a cat and getting high with said cat and then being best friends.
WARNING: drugs (weed), angst, swearing and cultists shit

Wake up, get dressed, go to work, come home, eat, smoke, sleep and repeat.
That's my sad little life.
Well it was till I met him. That damn cat.
It all started around to 2 months ago.
I was following my routine, step by step. I was heading out to the shed where I grow my once source of happiness, yep weed.
When I was in the shed I heard. Small but angry cries. I stop, and look for the sound. It was coming from the back of the shed. I walked round the shed and saw what was making the sound. A stray cat.
Looks kind young. Then my eyes caught why it was screaming. A fucking rat trap on its tail.
"Hey, hey I'm not gonna hurt ya" I say stretching out my hand. But that was only met to hissing and attempted scratches.
If I don't get that trap off it's only gonna get worst.
"Right, come here ya little shit" I pick it up by the scruff of its neck. The damn cat protested I got scratched multiple time but after a minute it was off. And I set the cat down on the ground. But it didn't run off. It just looked at its tail and looked at me it did this a few times. Then it tabbed itself agains me.
"YUUGO!?" A voice bellowed up from the house. Shit Lucas. I looked up toward the house and by the time I looked back the cat was gone.
And that's how it all started. Lucas came over to bring me some left over roast that him and his kids made.
And life went on or so I thought.
About 3 day went by and Lucas came over again to get something.
"Yeah I left it next to the stair on the porch" I shouted from under the sink. I heard Lucas open the door and..
"AGH YUUGO WHAT THE HELL MAN" I banged my head on the sink and walked over to him to see a dead mouse.
"Eh?" (Technoblade eh)
"What do you mean "eh?" Why is this here?"
"I have no clue, but this isn't the first time it's been here..."I say picking it up by the tail and put it in the trash.
"What do you mean not the first time?"
"Well, mice stater appearing on my door step a few days ago" I say sitting down on the back steps.
"Weird, maybe cultists?" Lucas said
"Ha maybe, but I'm not to sure, I think it's a cat I help the other day"
"Yeah right" Lucas said joining me on the back step.
"No I'm serious, the other night I removed a rat trap from its tail now I've been seeing them out the corner of my eye all over the house"
"Yeah right yuugo, probably imagine it over one of your highs" Lucas said getting up and grabbing the things he need.
"You gonna come to Emma's birthday part next week?" Lucas asked
"Course, her present already wrapped" I say, an show my friend out.
Later that night. The heat was getting to me, so I stripped out of my pj and decided to sleep nude and open a window.
Slipping back in to bed I dosed off. I woke up later at night. Feeling something on my chest.
Sleep paralysis??
No it didn't feel like that, I slowly open my eyes to see, a black shape. It was that cat. It must have come in threw the window. And is now asleep on my chest.
I let out a little laugh. Which wakes the cat. Shit. But I didn't leave, I came closer to me and settled down on the pillow next to my head.
And after that I became a cat dad. The next day I had the day off works so I went out and brought all the stuff for my cat. But the moggie still didn't have a name. But after not much deliberation and the fat they respond to it they where named moggie.
I had brought moggies some cat nip and turns out like me damn cats a stoner. So while I was getting high on the back porch I wasn't alone.
And then Emma's birthday came. And with moggie on my shoulder, there favourite place to sit. I walked up to Lucas's ground door and walked right in.
"HEY LUCAS" I shouted as I walked in already being swamped but little kids.
Lucas looked from my shoulder to me and back again.
"Oh right, this is the barstard that leaves mice on my door step"
"Oh, so you didn't just imagine it" Lucas said with a bit of disbelief.
"Yep, this is my stoner cat moggie" I said with a laugh. A few on the kids asked to pet them, which I said I was fine with but asked moggie. The part over all was a blast. And after me and moggie went home, got stoned and went to bed.
And life went on.
Wake up, get dressed, feed moggie, let moggie out, got to work, come home, play with moggie, eat, smoke, go to bed repeat.
My life was good.
Till late September. I had to stay late at work. It was around 11pm when I was driving home.
"Shit moggies gonna be pissed" I said but I never made it home. After that I woke up in hospital.
Lucas next to me.
"Fuckkkkk" I say trying to sit up.
"YUUGO DONT MOVE THANK GO YOU AWAKE, Oliver go get a nurse" Lucas sounded panicked. My leg hurt like a bitch.
"Where am I? What happened?"
"A drunk driver took you out, it's been 3 days" ah shit 3 hole day??
A nurse came in and checked me out. They where worried for brain damage, but I was fine. Only thing wrong with me was my leg was busted. I could cope with my leg but I wish worried for my stoner friend.
"Lucas, how's moggie?" Hope they have been eating
"Yuugo, your in hospital and your worried about your damn cat?" Lucas said with a slight laugh
"Yeah?" I was kinda stumped by this heck maybe I did have brain damage.
"Well you can asked them your self, your going home today" hearing that made me happy.
And a few hours later I was home and in bed. But no moggie. I left food out for him and left the window open and went to sleep. The next day no moggie, days past no moggie.
"Lucas, you sure you saw moggie?" I was worried.
"Yeah, I saw them on the first night?" Lucas said as he stocked my fridge with food.
"No i mean recently, I haven't seen them since I got back"
"Hmm then no"
"Fuck" I pulled out my lap top and open up a word document.
"Yuugo what are you?" Lucas looked at me with confusion.
"Marking missing cat posters, do you still have that photo of moggie from Emma's birthday?"
"Yeah, I'll send it over now" and by that evening we had all the kids out looking for moggie or putting up posters.
By the evening I had hope. But I couldn't sleep. Not with out my moggie on my pillow. So I sat by the window think they will come running out the woods at anytime, dead mouse hanging from there mouth as a welcome home present.
But nothing, another 2 week passed and I was beginning to lose hope.
With no calls or anything moggie was well and truly gone.
Or so I thought till I heard a knock on the door. And a woman I didn't know was there.
"Umm hello sir?" She was kinda timid.
"Hi can I help you?" I wanted to get this over quick I really wasn't in the mood to talk to anyone right now.
"Well I work at the animal shelter in town and we had a cat come in and well it's collar said it live on this.." A cat A CAT
"CAN I SEE THE COLLAR?" I said I new she was taken aback. She handed me the collar it was moggies collar
"Yes yes, this is my cat, they have been missing for about 3 week since I was in hospital..." I had verbally diahreah for a minute. Till I close yes myself
"Is moggie ok?" I ask my voice got serious
"They are fine now" Wait now?
"What do you mean now?"
"Sir, moggie was hit by a car.." my mind went blank, moggie, my moggie was hit by a car? If only I had been home they would have been here with me.
"Sir?" The young woman brought me out of my thoughts. Turns out I had started crying.
"Um yeah sorry, what's the address of the clinic?" I got the address and head there straight away. I probably broke the law with how fast I was going but who cares.
I arrived at the clinic and just ran, even tho my leg was in a cast still, I didn't care.
"Hi um I aware you have a black cat, brought in about 3 weeks ago, crooked tail bits of it ears gone??"
"Yeah, moggies owner right?" The man at the desk said with a smile. I nodded.
"Right this way sir" he led me to the area where all the animal where stored.
And then we stopped and the guy open a cage and took out moggie, who was fight this man like the champ they where. Till they saw me. Moggie jumped out of the vets had and settled them selves right on my shoulder.
"Well there definitely your cat then" the male vet said with a laugh
"This one was a right fights when they came in there back leg was busted just like yours, but there all better now"
"Yeah, thanks" I payed the clinics bills
And we drove home. Moggie in my lap the hole time.
And so we end our story with me high as a kite and moggie getting stone on cat nip

Word count: 1718

Really need to get started on part 5 or 6lmao☠️☠️