There's No Such Thing As Magic -- the life of Vernon Dursley

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     Hi, Readers! Welcome the first story: my book about Vernon Dursley. I hope you thoroughly enjoy this book. The Harry Potter series have been apart of my life for so long; and I've always been blown away by how well J.K Rowling writes 'bad characters'. Of course, In real life - and in fiction- there are no real 'bad characters'. Life is not that black and white, of course. 

   Vernon Dursley's actions themselves are some that I hope most people do not commit to their loving children. In the books, it is later explained that one of the pushing causes of his family's behavior towards Harry is because of two things: That Harry himself was a Horcrux, and having him around for so long effected their mood towards him; and also that Petunia had a running hatred and jealousy for her sisters capabilities, and the fact that her nephew had them to was awful. But I was struck by another thing: how easily it seemed that Vernon went along with his wife claims of how evil and corrupt her sister was. So out sprung the idea for this book: The backstory of Vernon Dursley and how he had one of the worst childhoods imaginable. 

A couple things to note before reading the following story: 

The majority of the characters (including the main) were invented by JK Rowling. All rights and credits go to her for thinking of them. Unfortunately I have to give her credit. 

I also want to mention that not everything is exactly like it is in the books. Fans of the Harry Potter series might read this and realize that Vernon's backstory will not fully match up to his canon one. I also want to say that if you came here for the odd request of Vernon Dursley sex scenes, this is not for you. There will be adult mentioning, but nothing into detail. I'm sorry and also glad to disappoint those bunches of you who came here to see Vernon smut. 

There will be potentially triggering subjects, so if you get triggered by the following, I highly suggest you stop here: 

Alchohol abuse

Toxic friendships

Drug Abuse

Physical abuse

Swearing

Sexual assault 

Sewerslide 

This story is entirely fictitious, and all events are entirely not real. However, sadly millions of people a day are going through what you will read in the following pages. If you decide to go on this adventure with Vernon and see yourself or a loved one relating to events, I highly encourage you to call the assault/abuse hotlines. 

If you've made it this far, dear reader, hello. Without further ado I bring to you:

There's No Such Thing As Magic