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Fourth Wall Fixer: That mometn wen your boyfrnd falls asleep on you-

To Gay for This Shit: I absolutely fucking HATE your spelling.

Fourth Wall Fixer: in ur words, :>

To Gay for This Shit: Don't you DARE mock me you spider-man looking ass.
To Gay for This Shit: Also your boyfriend fell asleep on you?

Fourth Wall Fixer: Ya, he's adorable

To Gay for This Shit: Damn, stop making me feel so single. ;-;

'Mysterious' ball on Mars is online

'Mysterious' ball on Mars: Technically, being single is your own fault, bECAUSE YOUR TO MUCH OF A FUCKING PUSSY TO CONFESS TO YOUR CRUSH.

To Gay for This Shit: I know several ways to kill you, do NOT test me Ochako Uraraka.

The Bitch is online

The Bitch: Hah! The 1a kid has a crush?!

(Private Messages between Itsuki and Neito)

Neito: KENDOOOOO
Neito: MIDORIYA HAS A CRUSHHH

Itsuki: Get your gay ass together and confess already

Neito: BUT-

Itsuki: SHUT

Neito: But what if they dont like me?!

Itsuki: God
Itsuki: Fucking
Itsuki: DAMN

Neito: ;^;

Itsuki: ILL TELL YOU WHAT-

Neito: ?

Itsuki: YOU CONFESS TO MIDORIYA, ILL CONFESS TO MOMO AND JIRO

Neito: That sounds like a great deal but my anxiety says nahhhh
Neito: So like fine, ill do it.

Itsuki: Damn.

(Private Messages between Neito and Izuku)

Neito: Hello

Izuku: What the fuck do you want?

Neito: No need to be rood

Izuku: Uno reverse card bitch

Neito: Asshole

Izuku: Hoe

Neito: Prick

Izuku: Whore

Neito: Anyway, can we actually talk?

Izuku: Dunno, can we?
Izuku: Jk, sure lmao.

Neito: So you said you liked someone?
Neito: Who?

Izuku: Why do you wanna know?

Neito: Just tell meeeee

Izuku: NeVeR

Neito: Ro0d

Izuku: Thats what I am lol

Neito: C'mon, what can I get you to do to tell meh?

Izuku: Ill give you 5 hints, if you cant get my crush from that, your a dumbass.

Neito: Great!

Izuku: Theyre Blonde.
Izuku: Their a bitch
Izuku: Theyre a mom friend
Izuku: Theyre overprotective

Neito: Thats 4, also its sounding a lot like Baku-bitch.

Izuku: First of all, im getting to writing the next one, secondly. No, thats just, no. Also im pretty sure hes dating someone?

Neito: Ah. Anyway fifth hint?

Izuku: Theyre
Izuku: Theyre you.

Izuku is offline

Neito: I-
Neito: HOLD ON WHAT?!
Neito: THATS NOT FAIR, I WANTED TO CONFESS FIRST
Neito: GET YOUR ASS BACK ON HERE OR IM COMING TO YOUR DORM

Neito is offline

(In the What.The.Fuck.Momo. groupchat)

Area 51: Why did I just see Monoma yeet thro the 1a common room?

The Butch: Wtf

Secretly a dragon?: Ayo; Shouldn't we all go to bed? It's night.

Pencil Man: Yeah problem children, go to bed.

Motorcycle man has muted the chat members for 6 hours

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A/N: Question, Should I update every Wednesday, as well as every Sunday? So like, Double updates every week?

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