{17}~YOUR MY DAD!! *Boogie woogie woogie*

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Wine Mom has changed their name to Wine Dad

Wine Dad: I've been using He/Him pronouns for around a week now.

UA Cryptid: I HAVE A DAD!!!
UA Cryptid: YOUR MY DAD!!!

Pikachu: BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

Wine Dad: ???
Wine Dad: Thank you???
Wine Dad: I'm crying???

UA Cryptid: One sec dad!!

Bitch Slapper: WHERE TF DID IZUKU COME FROM!!??!

The Butch: I think Asahi is having a heart attack???

'Mysterious' ball on Mars: :0 IS THAT DADS NEW NAME??

The Bitch: My partner dissapeared to bother his dad :/

The Butch: Yeah, It is his new name.

UA Cryptid: STFU Neito! Dad is importanttttt

The Bitch: Fair enough

Pikachu: HAH!!!! Gayyyyyyyyyyyy

Apiom:

Pikachu:
Pikachu: Never mind. I am more gay.

UA Cryptid: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!

Pikachu: HELL YEAH!!

Boom Boom Whore: FUCK BOTH OF YOU- I WIN THIS!

Pikachu: UR GAY?!!?!

UA Cryptid: Well duh he is.
UA Cryptid: BUT WHOOOOO???!

Boom Boom Whore: NONE OF UR FUCKING BUSINESS

Boom Boom Whore had gone offline

Wine Dad: Someone help- Izuku is trying to bribe Aizawa to let him take me out to go celebrate-
Wine Dad: Im not mentally prepared for this???

UA Cryptid: I WILL SUPPORT YOU DAD!!!!

Wine Dad: Helpp...?!!!

The Butch: Izuku, our chaotic demon child, let me help Asahi with his hair and apperance first?

UA Cryptid: Fineee :////

The Bitch: I will now sacrifice myself to make Izuku happy.

Pikachu: F

Apiom: F

'Mysterious' ball on Mars: F

Bitch Slapper: F

The Butch: F

The Bitch: Thanks, but that does absolutely nothsbwjidicgchejc

Bitch Slapper: EJHCBDJDKCOCIFHR
Bitch Slapper: MONOMA JUST OPENED THE DOOR FOR IZUKU
Bitch Slapper: AND IZUKU FUCKING YEETED HIM SELF AT MONOMA-
Bitch Slapper: MONOMA CAUGHT HIM- BUT I THINK HE BROKE HIS PHONE CASE

Wine Dad: Thats my son!

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Im backkk

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