Incorrect quotes #1 all ships x dream

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Incorrect quotes of Dream x mcyt, lmao enjoy

Characters that were included

Dream and people

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Dream: can I ask you something?

Techno: No, its 2AM.

Dream: Do you love me?

Techno: Never mind it. Yes, yes I do.

Dream: Another question, what was the first person to find out how to milk a cow thinking?

Techno: You are a hazard to society

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Philza: Are you in love with Dream

Techno: " Sweats"...no

Philza: when why do you draw D+T everywhere in your room with love hearts.

Techno: " Sweats" It Stands for Depression and Trauma.

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Dream: The food is too hot, I can't eat it.

George: You're too hot yet I still eat you.

Dream: blushes 

George: " winks at Dream"

Sapnap: One dinner. One fucking dinner

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Tommy: why are your tongues purple

Dream: We had slushies. I had the red one.

Wilbur: I had the blue one

Tommy: oh

Tommy:

Tommy: OH

Tubbo: So you drank each other's slushies?

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Dream: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What do I do?

Philza: Punch him on the stomach, then, when he doubles over the pain, kiss him.

Tubbo: tickle him

Tommy: Kick him on the shin

Techno: Dump him

Wilbur: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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Dream: Is anyone d-

Techno: depressed

Sapnap: Done with life

George: dying in the inside

Illumina: dying in the outside

Dream: done so you can help me, I'm bleeding, also what the fuck.

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Dream: did no one hear what I said?

Wilbur: I zone out since the start, looking at your thighs and lips

Techno: imagining things in bed...

Sapnap: listening to your moans 

George: listening to you booty clapping

Awesamdude: looking through naked pictures of you

Dream: Ok what the fuck, also how the fuck do you have naked pictures of me.

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Dream: "opens door to house, walks to living room"

Dream: Hello, people who does not belong here

Sapnap

George

Shlatt 

Fundy

Illumina

Techno

Wilbur: we were horny

Dream : I gave you the keys for safety purpose, " sighs".

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Philza: wake up techno, its 4am already

Techno, turning around: I'm sleepy

Dream, moaning: stop moving, your in me. " Blushing"

Philza: I see, I'm third wheeling a sex moments, alright I'm heading out.

Both Dream and Techno: " embarrassed"

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~At Dream and Fundy wedding~

Captain Puffy, holding a sword in front of Fundy: Don't you Fucking hurt my little duckling, i will kill you

Fundy, scared: Yes mam, I will take care of him.

Techno: Don't you dare hurt him, not even a single bruise.

Fundy: haha, yes I will.

Wilbur: Don't laugh he means it, He will fucking rip your organs in piece. So don't hurt him, seriously.

Fundy: I don't plan to.

Sapnap, George and Bad, starring into Fundy's soul: Don't. Hurt. Him.

Fundy: Guys seriously why would i hurt him, I love him.

Everyone: Press F to doubt

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Wilbur: I don't like your last name, Dream, I mean it

Dream: b-but why?

Wilbur: because it isn't mines

Dream: " blushes"

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~The End~

I don't have anymore, lmao

Pls don't come at me <3 its just their personas thank you<3

I'm trying to post more now lmao, I sped run this sorry its bad.


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