adventure for okuyasboo's heart :0

chapper three

Me kooche and okuyasu the seggsiest man alive say sayonara bich to that bich ass teacher who sucks really bad and is a bich and leave through the window hole purple man maked. Because koochi dont have a big strong man spirit with colorful muscles like me okuyasu and jotaro he broke his leg when he fall from window and i had to fix it with my sexy pink man who fixes things. Thank you josuke you are my hero and i love you cause you fix me and have plumpy beautiful lip gloss game that would be good to kiss he said. If i ever kiss someone i hope he have good lip gloss game like you. Thank baby i say but these lips are reserved for the seggsiest man alive in the world. Am i seggsiest man alive in the world? Ask koichee No far from it actually I say you are not. Oh ok that is fine i guess koochim sayed.

Come brothers it is time for the Italian Man Yes okuyasu it is my bad i got distracted by koch being a feeble baby boy who dont have muscular man like us do. Me and okuyasu take a hot second to point at koitchy and say weak baby boy weak weak weak five times in a row. If we dont say it five times it is bad luck cause according to Sex Gun Man four is big bad.

Once we done putting kich in his place we walk to the Italian Man. when we get to the Italian Man building we go inside and sit down. Mm yes i am so very hungary for some Italian Man says me. Suddenly we see The Italian Man walk around the corner and we clap our hands and cheer and can't take our eyes off his hips cause they dont lie.

Yes-ah hello-a i-a am-a the-a Italian-a Man-a says that beautiful Italian Man. his accent is very faboo and very italian. yeh we know you are cause you are italian and have the hips that dont lie says okuyasu my love. Cooji says Italian man give us some food oh yeh we love food mmmmmmmmm-hmmmmm You-a have-a to-a say-a the-a a-a secret-a song-a he say.

Oh yeh cochio forgets it okuyasu say silly choici. Say me. Here we goooo we all say and stand up. We have to put our hands together like we praying otherwise it wont work. Give me pasta, italian man, give me all the food. Give me all the tasty sauce cause ur cooking is so good. Now we sit down in our chairs again and bow our heads in respect. We say Italian Man great Italian Man good thank you Italian Man for the food. When we open our eyes again there food right in front of me and it smeel real good. I say another tiny thank inside my head to Italian Man for the tasty sustenance. Thank you italian man I think. You're welcome, josuke Italian Man says and then leaves me.

Man I love him so much guys i say. Not more than okuyasu tho cause okuyasu is seggsier than Italian man even though thats supposed to be impossible. I eat the food and almost die cause so much skin comes off my calves cause my calves were in bad bad condition when i came here they were bad. Italian man so wonderful to all of us i love him so much that my legs feel weak and my head gets light and happy when i think of his adorable beautiful godly gorgeous completely straight face. Okuyasu eat his risotto and start screaming real bad. What wrong my bestest compadre whom i love and cherish.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW he say back to me. Why he not talking to me only say ow? Suddenly he stop owing and smile. His hand go under the table for a sec and then he say. Oh wow, my rash is gone thanks to Italian Man i love him so much i want to cup his adorable heavenly splendid amazing spectacular completely-straight and not homosexual face in my revitalized invigorated hands and give him an eskimo kiss with my nose.

Dont we all said koocho.

When we all done with our food we get up and give our thanks to Italian man by joining hands and spinning in a circle around him. You're-a welcome-a my-a children-a he say and give us lil kisses and those square strawberry candies for the road cause he so wonderful and we love him so much. The day you leave our town is the day I'll die best friend Italian Man i saying to him. Yes-a he say. Yes-a it-a will-a be-a. Fear-a the-a day-a of-a reckoning-a...

Classic Italian Man! We all say and laugh. He dont laugh with us and his face is as the opposite of his sexuality: it is very straight.

After that we all going our seperate ways and i wish we didn't cause okuyasu looked very thick as he going away make me wanna run after him and say dont leave me you seggy. But i dont say that cause that would be a not good idea cause it just isn't. After he leave me alone in my wishing i was with him i go home and be lonely in my room that isnt fun cause his hotty body isn't there. I go to sleep and dream wonderful dreams of his face even though it look like a basketball but i love basketballs so that is ok that he look like that.

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oh my ghosh guys the ending is so sad i crying so hards from it josuke so lonely all he want is a piece of that cake D: maybe one day he will finally hugging the oyukasu maybe just maybe

anyway i made such a good capter again be sure and say to yourself wow that was a really good chekter i hope there is another soon. well hunee, i got some news for you, THERE IS GOINGS BE ANOTHER SOON WOWOWOWOW!!! if there gonna be another, there gotta be a hint, riiight??? right. there is another hint and that hint isssss...... CRUSTY KISSING WALL!!!!   wow that sounds really cool, i wonder what that is all about?! guess you jsut gonna have find out when that next chimpter coming out soon!!!!!

bye i love you guys and wish you were here so i can shake your hand in my hand that is only a little sweaty(guys i promise its just a little itty bitty bit of sweat dont worry i promise its only kinda moist)