The Greek pirate with three irish soldiers

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In the new Vega-city irish style pub the three irish soldiers Paula, Philyss, and Polly just clocked out of their work for (the first time in a while) irish beer just so they can feel stress free. Philyss turn to her friends and said, "Aye. This be the first time I be having a beer from our homeland lassies. I thought I be not getting off work today." Paula rolled her eyes as she said, "Philyss me friend. Believe me we be as stiff as the polish bastard we took on years ago before we be recruited." Polly said trying to brighten things up, "Well lassies at least we be feeling at home in this new bar here. Though I be hearing the oldest Wars lad is pals with that green bear lad." Philyss in a surprised look said, "Yee be meaning that lad soldier who took out almost n entire army of pathetic cats with stripes?" Polly nodded before she said, "Aye lassies why don't we have a beer for good old times in Scotland." Paula replied not wanting to be hearing about other soldiers, "Aye. Let us drink. Besides it be better than be irish complainers here." Philyss then said in a offended tone, "Who yee calling an irish complainer lassie?" Paula replied, "Ugh enough with yee Philyss." Polly sighs knowing their complains won't end before the bartender asked, "May I be helping yee Lass?" Polly replied, "Give me and me friends here three irish beers. Will ya lass?" The bartender then said, "Aye. Anything else?" Before Polly can reply an greek female voice said, "Excuse me. May I sit here?" Polly turn to see a female golden jackal with short red hair, an eyepatch on her left eye and wearing pirate-like clothes. Polly replied to her, "Sure thing lassie." The Golden jackal sat down and said, "Thanks lass." Philyss and Paula noticed her before Polly asked, "What yee be called Lassie?" The golden Jackal said as she turn to Polly with sharp teeth, "My name be Ludovica the female greek pirate. What yee be lassies called?" Polly replied, "I be called Polly. This be me friends Paula and Philyss. We be scottish soldiers here. We be from Scotland." Ludovica said as she got interested, "Ahh. Soliders from Scotland huh? Interesting yee three be Lassies?" Paula asked, "What's a pirate like yee doing in this city?" Ludovica replied, "I be stopping here for two things. Hunting for me treasure and stopping here for a fresh irish beer.." Philyss then said as the bartender gave the three their irish beers, "Not be surprising." Polly said, "Make that a fourth I be paying." The bartender said, "Aye. Whatever lass. I be right back." The bartender walked off as Paula said, "Ugh. How come we never had lads of our own." Philyss then replied after taking a sip of her beer, "Probably cause we be no good and lads around here and Scotland find us being rough and rowdy at the same time." Polly sighs as she takes a sip of her beer. Ludovica said smiling, "I also want to be making me-self some friends lass." Polly said, "Well yee be having one now Ludovica." The two nodded as Paula and Philyss sighed in boredom with a pouty look.


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