The Happytreetown coffee shop was running slow. DiscoBear bursts in in his usual funky =town way. He went to the line to order a cup of coffee as the cashier asked, "Can I help you sir?"
Before he can order, Discobear spotted Petunia and Giggles and said to the cashier, "Excuse me for a minute."
Thats when Discobear walked to the girls 'disco dance style'.
At the same moment, Axel Wars entered. She tucked her ponytail in the back as she walked to the counter, She then looked at DiscoBear flirting with Petunia and Giggles 'who were obviously and usually not impressed'.
Axel rolled her eyes and muttered, "Ugh this guy's seriously an idiot. What the hell makes him think ladies like an old school disco dancing perv? This idiot is in denial that this disco shit is dead."
She then walked to the counter as Lumpy 'who heard what she said with Handy, Russel, August, and Sniffles.' said in surprise, "That is a complete burn."
August asked, "Isn't that one of the Wars Brothers Flippy recently hangs out with?" Sniffles answered, "I believe so."
Russel said to them, "Those 5 lads maybe scary as Davy Jones himself but they are not so bad."
Handy then said, "But that red raccoon has a point... Disco dancin is dead. Even though I'm interested in the fact that he never cuts his hair and keeps in a ponytail."
Axel stopped at the counter as the cashier asked, "Can I help ya sir?"
Axel answered, "Give me a pumpkin spice coffee with cream and sugar but not too much sugar."
The cashier said nicely, "Coming right up sir." Axel sighed deeply before Discobear walked back to the counter and when he saw Axel his jaw dropped.
He then said, "Excuse me Mr. But I was here first."
Axel protested calmly, "Not when I entered you weren't. You were too busy harassing two girls 'who have no interest' in a disco dirty dancing guy like you."
Handy and the guys let out an "OOHHH!!" when they heard Axel roasted him as Lumpy said, "He's gotcha there."
DiscoBear 'in offense' asked, "What is that supposed to mean pal?"
Axel calmly said, "You obviously know that you cannot get a girl by being some typical player."
Petunia said to him, "He's gotta point."
Discobear then grabbed her by the shirt and said, "Now you listen here you incompetent city snob. You better take that back or I will.."
Axel then asked, "...Or you'll what? Stress eat? Newsflash you dimwit. You can't even go on a diet and exorcise properly without even resisting deep fried fish sticks."
Lifty and Shifty 'who just walked in' let out 'Ooohh' as Shifty said as he snapped his finger, "Snap."
Discobear then said angrily, "You are seriously asking for a punch in the face buddy."
Discobear was going to swing it at her but Axel caught it and then flipped him over.
Discobear was on his back and groanedpainfully.
Axle then said as she placed her hands on her hips, "Listen here you jerk. I don't care how offended you are but we do not threatened people ever. I mean its no wonder women do not respect you, your just some old-school pervert 'who can't accept the fact that disco dancing is dead'."
She kept talking as Giggles was staring at her in shock as her heart pounded. Giggles stared at her as she can only hear 'blah blah blah.'
Petunia then said, "Sheesh. He doesn't hesitate to make enemies Giggles. It was quiet rude though."
Petunia looked at her best friend and asked as she shook Giggles 'who won't stop staring at the red raccoon', "Giggles? Hello? Are you listening?"
The cashier gave her the coffee she ordered as Axel paid the cashier and put a tip in the tip jar.
Giggles wouldn't stop looking at Axel. Discobear muttered as he felt his wrist, "That dumbass broke my arm."
He then shouted, "Hey this dumbass broke my arm."
The cashier pointed at the sign that says, 'Glare all you want but don't threat or insult the customers.'
Discobear groaned as Giggles watched her walked out. In Giggles eyes, she finds the red raccoon shine in the sunlight and looking radiant as well.
Giggles whimpered as she closed her eyes as she groaned before she said, "Discobear was at fault you know. He did leave the line. Besides..."
She then said as she opened her eyes with a starstruck expression, "THAT WARS RACCOON WAS A TOTAL BADASS! OH GOD HE IS SO HOT!"
Handy said to the guys, "Man I haft to admit I'm impressed a little." Sniffles then said, "V.C. soldiers must have a serious workout routine in Vega-city."
Mime 'who heard their conversation and walked in line' held up a sign that says 'I have a relative that works for V.C.'
August asked, "You have a relative there Mime?" Mime nodded before the line moved.
Thats when Flippy walked in with 1 year old Whisper in a stroller. Flippy asked as he saw Discobear on the floor, "Did we miss something?"
Lumpy replied, "Oh nothing much Flippy. DB just try to threat one of your Wars friends."
Flippy asked in confusion, "Which one?"
Handy answered, "The red velvet one with the ponytail and attitude."
Flippy then said while petting Whisp on his black hair as he realized who he meant, "Oh you mean Axel? Yeah 'he' is cold and tough around others 'mostly boys' but 'he' can calm down a little once he gets to know you."
The group muttered in agreement 'unaware that Giggles' heard it.
She said with a smile, "Axel huh? Thats a super cute name for a super cool badass boy. Least it confirms my cousins theory about Vega-city boys being super good looking. Still something about Axel is super awesome."
