PLEASE KILL ME (Or How I Learned to Stop Caring and Make Dekubowl)

how are you liking the soap so far

Izuku's POV 😎🥦

I walk into class all swag like
Oh shit Iida and Uraraka are sitting next to each other
wtf I thought it was a one time thing
this is utter bullshit
How this asshole got to be class rep is beyond me, doesn't he like smoke in public in his free time
so anyway I'm about to make WWII look like a bedtime story but then Aizawa pops up
fuckin pompous bitch
he walks in actin like a king and says "WHATS UP CLASS" on full fucking volume
killmenow
My eardrums are about to burst
👁🧼👁 third person POV
Izuku sits at his table with a dead look in his eyes during the entire class, where he learned how to effectively use one-liners in combat as a form of psychological manipulation. He'd rather be smoking crack.