Amphibia x male reader

Chapter 7

The scene shows Polly and sprig washing the dishes Anne and hop pop sitting on the couch and y/n laying on the floor groaning and holding his stomach

Anne:look dude all I'm saying is that where I'm from you could get arrested for having a couch this firm.

Hop pop:back in my day we didn't have furniture we sat on rocks sharp ones.

Y/n:pff sucks to be you we used to carve couches out of stone...and also use our feet for cars instead of tires...ugh

Anne:ok but if I get butt blisters I'm blaming you.

Hop pop:back in my day we called those character.

He says as grabs his leg and folds it over the other

Y/n:hehehe...

Hop pop:something funny y/n?.

Y/n:heh imagine saying you got a nice character ha ughh...it feels like I'm dying...

Anne:well that's what happens when you use the money you earned for a buttload of food and pizza!.

Y/n:b-but...it's delicious!.

He said as he somehow now had a pizza and was slowly and weakly trying to put it in his mouth
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The scene now shows sprig and hop pop in the front yard as sprig rakes leafs and hop pop is holding the door open for Anne as she carries a box full of radish's

Anne:*huff* *puff*so...heavy...

Hop pop:mind the flagstone.

But it was to late as she tripped and fell dropping the box as hop pop picks up the radish's

Hop pop:back in my day kids spent less time complaining and more time watching their step.

Anne:yeah? well where I'm from people fixed their crummy houses!.

Hop pop:*gasp*this house is like family you apologize!.

Anne:to a house!?.

Then y/n is seen walking out of the house with a box too he almost throws up but stops it in time

Y/n:you *gags*...you alright Anne?...

Anne:yes I'm fine y/n and stop working your gonna throw up more!.

Y/n:n-nah nah I'm fine.

Anne:well at least SOMEBODY cares!.

Hop pop:oh ya well at least y/n Isn't being a big baby and still working!.

Y/n:cause ima beast-*vomits*
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It now shows Polly and y/n at the table playing cards as it's polly's turn even if y/n is sick he still tries to be nice all is going well until a loud thud is heard as it shakes the house

Anne:*muffled*where I'm from we didn't rush people in the bathroom!.

Y/n:lies...

*THUD*

Hop pop:*muffled*well back in my day we didn't have a bathroom!.

*THUD*

Anne:*muffled*stop hitting the door with a battering ram!.

Hop pop:*muffled*its been two hours!.

Sprig:UUGH I can't take this anymore!.

Polly:they're just getting used to each other it's not a big deal got any fours?.

Y/n:I ain't telling you nothing sister...

Sprig dramatically falls on the floor shaking the table messing up the cards