Big Book of Blush Blush

Incorrect Quotes No.3

Incorrect Quotes part three, brought to you by Sven, the human punching bag.

Here 2 feed u with more content because I feel bad 

Art credit to @dei_os on Tumblr(?)

COLE SJHGFIUSHI

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Cole, banging on the door: SVEN OPEN UP
Sven: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Nimh: No, they meant-
Anon: Let them finish.

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Kelby: Why are your tongues purple?
Anon: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Volks: I had a red one.
Kelby: oh
Kelby:
Kelby: OH
Garret:
Garret: You drank each other's slushies?

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Sawyer: Is having a penis fun?
Stirling: It has its ups and downs.
Scale: Sometimes it's a little hard.
Sven: It's a pain in the ass.
Volks: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Eli: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Scale will and will not eat.
Stirling: Grass? Yes!
Eli: Moss? Yes!!
Stirling: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Myx: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Ichiban: Worms? Sometimes!
Anon: Rocks? Usually nah.
Sven: Twigs? Usually!
Volks: Cole's cooking? Inconclusive!
William: How did you... test this?
Eli: You just hand them stuff and say "eat this" and if they eat it, they eat it.
William: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Cole: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT

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Kelby: Anyone d-
Poe: Depressed?
Volks: Drained?
Sven: Dumb?
Cole: Disliked?
Kelby: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Nimh: You're a loose cannon, Volks.
Volks: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Kelby: I think you play by your own rules.
Eli: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Nimh: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Volks: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Anon is a loose cannon.
Anon: *smashes a chair*

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Eli: I'm an idiot.
Volks:
Kelby:
Nimh:
Anon:
Eli:
Volks: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Nimh: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Volks: Killed without hesitation.
Nimh: No.

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William: I know you snuck out last night, Sven.
Poe: Play dumb!
Sven: Who's Sven?
Poe: NOT THAT DUMB

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Dmitri: Why are you on the floor?
Poe: I'm depressed.
Poe: Also I was stabbed(by Cole), can you get Marshmallow, please?

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Volks: We need a distraction.
Myx: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Sven, whispering: My time has come

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Store Worker: Would Marshmallow please come to the front desk?
Marshmallow, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Cashew and Nimh*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Cashew and Nimh, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Marshmallow: I didn't even bring you guys here with me?

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Marshmallow: WHY. why did you give Cole a KNIFE?!
Cashew: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Marshmallow: Now I feel unsafe!
Cashew: I'm sorry.
Cashew: ... would you like a knife?

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Eli: We need to get through this locked door. Dmitri, give me your credit card.
Dmitri: Here.
Eli, pocketing it: Thanks. Garret, kick down the door.

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Drake: On the count of three, what's your favourite cake? One, two, three-
Drake and Cashew, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Ferris: Our turn, Seth! One, two, three- vanilla!
Seth, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Cashew: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Drake: Plane tickets?
Felix: Concert tickets?
Seth: Prostitution?
Cashew, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

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Dmitri: William and I are having a baby.
Eli: That's gre-
Dmitri, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Kelby: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Volks: I don't know how to do that.
Scale: I don't wear a watch.
Poe: Time is a construct.

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Cole: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Volks: Not if they consent to it.
Scale: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Myx: YES?!?

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Scale: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Anon: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Eli: I'm leaving you and I'M TAKING NIMH WITH ME

William, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Poe: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Marshmallow: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Poe: Absolutely not.

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Scale: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Cole: Only if you also don't ask why
Cole: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Scale:
Cole:
Scale: This one is fine

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Drake: Hey, Poe? Can I get some dating advice?
Poe: Just because I'm with Cashew doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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bonk bonk bonk you actually made it to the end of the chapter 

I still have an obsession with Blush Blush, it's just that I have no motivation(cries in 17 unfinished drafts). I'm still excited for Poe hehe