K I need to add some actual entertaining stuff in here.
Thank y'all for being so gosh darn patient for me as I waste away in my room instead of doing anything productive(LIKE FINISHING THAT GOD DAMN NIMH ONESHOT DRAFT I STARTED IN FEBRUARY)
Guys I promise I'm writing stuff I just get unmotivated and lazy and unconfident in my writing :(
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Dmitri(or Dadmitri) : WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?
Eli : *SCREECH*
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Kelby : Is it gay to kiss the homies goodnight?
Ichiban : Nah.
Kelby : Aight.
Kelby : *gives no homo smooch to Ichiban*
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Eli : Damn it!
Anon : Watch yer fuckin' language.
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William : I love you, Dmitri.
Dmitri : Thanks, I love me too.
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Volks : *screws up at something*
Volks : Ugh, Fuck me!
Eli : ...
Eli : Aight. *belt unbuckling noises*
Volks : Wait what
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Scale : If you're bored, you could always punch an orphan.
Scale : Like what're they gonna do, tell their parents?
Scale : *psychotic laughter*
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Eli, Stirling, Volks, and Dmitri : Get in loser we're going shopping.
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Nimh : Yeah I'm manly.
M
A fucking bottom
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Eli : So yeah, Marshmallow proposed and got me a totally shiny diamond ring and everything.
Eli : But I rejected because they haven't reached my requirements for 314 pies, 45 hammocks , and 77,777 ice creams yet.
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Nimh : U-Uhm.. Garret?
Nimh : Hhhhhhnnnggghh-
Nimh : Whh;at if we kk;ijssed nnghh,; and h hheld hwands?
((Garret said yes
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Myx : *walks in on Ichiban and Kelby fucking*
Myx : Wha-
Kelby : ..J-just bros doing bro th-things..
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Stirling : Fuck you.
Scale: Fuck you.
Stirling : Fuck you.
Scale : Fuck you.
Stirling : Fuck you.
Scale : Fuck me.
Stirling : Fuck y- Wait what.
Scale : What.
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Marshmallow : Look at me. I have like, 12 men I can fuck and 12 more men that send me dick pics.
Marshmallow : I'm the Chaddest of all Chads.
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Nimh : Fuck off, cuntbag. Choke on a fucking dick.
Everyone : *dramatic gasping*
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MARSHMALLOW HAS BEEN LAID BY MORE MEN AND WOMEN THAN I EVER WILL
Aight back to procrastinating.
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Big Book of Blush Blush
FanfictionThis book contains oneshots, memes, and shitposts! ⚠️WARNING: May contain explicit language or mentions of not-so kid friendly things, read at your own risk.
