Big Book of Blush Blush

Incorrect Quotes No.2

These are cringe sorry

and yes I am in fact stalling at this point, sorry I'll give you stuff soon

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Stirling, being a boomer: Why do millennials use the term "lit", at night?

Stirling: It's dark outside, what are you even talking- 

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Dadmitri: William look, here's his first words c'mon-

Baby Eli: Vape

Dadmitri: -inhales- N O

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Scale: He's such a snake.

Stirling: -slithers away on a hoverboard-

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Eli to Volks: Why you mad? Why you sad? When you could be
Eli: Glade

-sprays Glade air freshener in Volks' eyes-

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Garret, holding rooster Kelby: Veganism. Companionship. Love.

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Eli, while sobbing: I-I just realized I'm broke, and th-they're LAUGHING at me.

Ichiban and Anon: w h e e z e

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Anon: "Could not send". Eli, what the fuck is up with your wifi? You have this big ass house and you can't even afford a wifi box?

Eli: It's not about affording, it's about rAdiAtIOn

Anon: Well you're gonna die anyway, you understand that right?

Anon: Die with a good Snapchat going through.

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William: Scale is going to prison, have a little compassion.

Eli: -snaps selfie-

William: Eli would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Scale is going to prison.

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Myx: Ichiban, money doesn't grow on trees.

Ichiban: Yes it does, it's paper

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Eli: Do I look fat?

Volks: Just like, 20 pounds overweight.

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Anon: I might be a dumb fuckin' stupid ass bitch,

Anon: But I do NOT  use public restrooms in school and take shits. Or for anywhere of that matter.

Anon: And I live by that. PERIODT.

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Ferris: And she said I did that, but I didn't do it. So I said "No, I didn't do that," but she said, "Yes, you did," but I didn't.

Poe: That's bullshit.

Ferris: You're bullshit.

Boss: Can you guys shut the fuck up it's 2 am and I'm trying to sleep.

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Scale to Nimh: Aren't you tired of being nice?

Scale: Don't you just want to go ape shit?

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Ok I'll admit most of these quotes were stolen from Quesadilla and the Kardashians