Teacher: This drawing of an microscope is unforgivingly ugly.
Ugly, but accurate and correct.............................................
Student: But isn't the answer 456? But no, it can't be...( silently mumbles calculations to himself)
Teacher: Count it all up Andre! You will be doing that for a long time!
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Teacher: Holy diagonals and graphicons!
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(Teacher sneezes/coughs/hiccups)
Student: Gesundheit!
Teacher: Peter, I didn't sneeze, I coughed. That is an opposite!
Student: Hmm... well in that case- Gesundlow!
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Students and Teachers
HumorThis is a collection of jokes in classroom and Student-Teacher conversations. Everything in this book has happened in real life and I just wrote it down and published it! Some of those declarations are one of my strokes of genious, but the most of t...