S: Aaarggghhhh, I'm going to kill myself!
T: We are not THAT lucky...
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T: Who is contantly turning around?!
S:The Earth!
T:Who said that?!?
S: Galileo Galilei.
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S: I have to go and take a piss.
T:You can talk to your mother like that, not to me.
S: I don't have a mother...
T: Do you want mine?
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T: What are you just standing there like some infection?!
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S: That is so old...
T: Just like your mama.
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T:Name 5 most influental men on the planet.
S:Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson.
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T:How can I give 11 potatoes on 7 persons?
S:Easy, make mashed potatoes.
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T: Do I have to re-enter this classroom for you to notice me?
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T:That's it! This time you will get an F! Do you want this?
S:Yes, I want it!
T: Now you can't have it!
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Students and Teachers
HumorThis is a collection of jokes in classroom and Student-Teacher conversations. Everything in this book has happened in real life and I just wrote it down and published it! Some of those declarations are one of my strokes of genious, but the most of t...
