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dumbledores shawtys

oak
guys, i have a statement. a ship

forge
WHO

gred
YEAH WHO OAKLEY

oak
kk i'll give you some clues

pothead
bitch tf, we aren't dora

herman
yeah, we're doras side hoes

foodsnaps
SIDE HOES WHAT

oak
okay so they aren't human

gin
hagrid?

parvvy
HAGRID STOPP AHAHHA

shemas
dumbledore

head_master is now active

dumby
bitch, am i not human enough for you?

head_master is now offline

hotgirl
well he is like 1000 years old...

patty
he's got a point

oak
i'm just gonna say it. crookshanks and mrs norris

foodsnaps
YES YES YES

herman
no! crookshanks deserves better

foodsnaps
no it dosent, it ate my rat!!

herman
NO SHE DIDNT

pothead
omg take your lovers problems somewhere else

oakley
^^ agreed

foodsnaps
you take your lover things somewhere else too!!

hot girl
☕☕

oak
oh, forgot yall where here

gred
but is the ship on?

oak
100%

herman
NO













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oakley..black - look at this , cuties

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hermionejean NO
<seamus.fin YES

harryjpotter how would they like, do it
<oakley..black harry babes, why are you thinking about that?
<chicken.ron SHE SAID BABE
<dean_thomastank OMGG
<oakley..black i call everyone that, calm the farm
<luna.nargles not me
<neville.plants not me
<hermionejean nor me
<harryjpotter 😏😏
<oakley..black 😃😐

filch what is this?
<remus.lupin a cute photo
<filch no it's not, my amazing mrs norris dosent belong with the mudbloods cat
<oakley..black HEY NOO WE DONT USE THAT LANGUAGE HERE
<hermionejean he's just jealous because he dosent want his snogging buddy taken off of him.
<oakley..black YOU TELL HIM HERMAN

drako.sad i don't get it
<blaise.zabini of course you don't

oakley..black WAIT I HAVE A BETTER ONE, BLACK SHAGGY DOG I SAW YESTERDAY AND CROOKSHANKS
<sirius.hotboy shaggy? bitch.
<chicken.ron corvette corvette











she speaks!
wow, 300 reads! honestly i thank you all so so much for reading this book it means so much to me

crookshanks+mrs norris+shaggy black dog=threesome

I'm sorry

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