(COMPLETED)
"ronald sounds like some sort of disease"
in which.....
oakley black navigates
her way around 3rd year
while also getting accidentally
added into a specific trio groupchat
dumbledore reveals
the internet password
and their journey be...
"i can't believe they're going to kill buckbeak!" hermione said as she cried into ron's shoulder. "ship" harry whispered into oakleys ear making her laugh.
"ugh ferret boy" oakley rolled her eyes as she saw the platinum blonde boy. "ferret?" harry asked "don't worry, you'll find out next year" she smiled
"ahhh, come to see the show?" the platinum asked
"you, you foul loathsome evil little cocksucker cockroach!" hermione yelled at draco as she held her wand to his neck.
"hermione yes! he's worth it!" ron pleaded at her
"real hot girl shit" oakley commented making harry snicker.
hermione slowly lowered down her wand to her waist tucking it into her pants. draco sniggered to his friends, but before he knew it, he had hermiones fist up against his nose, making a loud crack.
draco cried and held his nose as he and his goons ran away.
hermione slowly turned around to her three friends, who by the way had smiles on their faces.
"that felt good" hermione said while pulling a debby ryan
"not good, brilliant!" ron beamed at her
"just fuck already" oakley said out of the blue
"oh they already have" harry replied back to her. "WHAT" oakley yelled at them. "calm down, calm down. I'm joking I'm joking." harry laughed at her.
"shut the fuck up" oakley said as she walked away leading them all down to hagrids hut. "baddie" hermione murmered under her breath.
the four of them hurried down the stone steps down to the hut, passing some dead ferrets on the way "ron, eat it"
"oh look, at him. he just looks too....innocent! how are they going to kill him!" hermione whined as they stopped to stare at buckbeak. "alice in wonderland type shit" harry whispered.
the four of them all went up to hagrids door and bombarded it with knocks. "FUCK OFF" hagrid screamed at them. "HAGRID EXCUSE YOU, IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE STUDENT DICKHEAD" oakley yelled back at him as hermione flicked her in the side of the head. "oh in that case then" hagrid replied back to her opening up the door, grabbing her by her shirt and pulling only oakley in while shutting the door on the other threes faces. "hagrid, them too" oakley gave him a stern eyes as she opened up the door for her friends.
she pulled hermione and ron in like hagrid did to her, and shut the door on harry.
they heard pitter-patters sounding outside of the door, the back door opened revealing harry with an annoyed look on his face "you bitch" harry commented staring at oakley "last time i remember, you have a fanpage for her" ron smirked at him "ugh how bitches turn into my fans" oakley said whilst scratching her fingers.
"why are you kids here?" hagrid sniffed as he looked like he was going to break down into tears. "to comfort you of course!" hermione softy smiled at him. hagrid just broke down then and there, his eyebrows furrowing, and tears spilling out of his droopy eyes, he cuddled into hermiones shoulder, whilst she pat his back awkwardly.
"kinky" oakley whispered
"oh yes ron that reminds me" hagrid said as he gathered himself together and walked over to a table with a glass jar on it. he lifted the jar up to uncover.....
"SCABBERS!" ron yelled as he scurried over to hagrid to pick his 'beloved' rat up.
"yuck get that thing away from me. it shat on my maze runner cutouts, the little shit" oakley said as she scowled at the rat in the gingers hand.
suddenly a huge rock was thrown threw the window and smashed a glass jar. "OI WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" ron screamed at hagrid
before hagrid could reply, another rock was thrown into the window but this time hit harry right in the head "NOW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" harry said turning to the window "NAH NAH I'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THAT YOU SILLY MOLE. BARK BARK HISSS PURRRR"
"harry shut the fuck up!" oakley said as she grabbed harrys hand and pulled him away from the window. "oop your holding my hand hehe" harry smirked at the girl. "yes and then i'll have to go and use some hand sanitizer. #covid19" oakley laughed.
"the fuck is covid-19" hagrid asked her
oakley quickly stopped laughing to stare at hagrid "on my planet, this is hilarious." she replied
"oh quick quick they're coming!" hagrid said as he ushered the four out the door (heh that rymes, I'm dr seuss") "dumbledore is coming!" hagrid said urgently "oh really who for?" harry smirked "oh my fuck"
the four quickly rushed and took one last look at buckbeak before quickly huddling behind some huge pumpkins.
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hermionejean oakley!! <oakley..black hermione!!
chicken.ron YOUR SO CRUEL!
luna.nargles rip buckbeak, will not be missed 😭😭 <luna.nargles I MEANT WILL BE MISSED <oakley..black luna 💀💀
nevile.plants *sniffs* <harryjpotter *cries* <chicken.ron *sobs* <harryjpotter *gets on knees* <oakley..black harry the fuck?
drako_sad good. <oakley..black shut the fuck up <drako_sad my father will hear about this! <oakley..black what my uncle? pretty sure he likes me better than you anyway.
she speaks! heyyy, sorry for the lack of updates. yeah i don't really have an excuse, just couldn't be bothered 👅👅 featuring oakley being a bad bitch but like 600 reads? holy shit thanksss
