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dumblewhores shawtys

thomas the tank
have yall heard about what
dumby wants to do?

gred
yeah...

gin
i'm slow
what's going on

feorge
dearest sister, i don't
think your little
ears should hear this

gin
i'm only a year younger
than the rest 👁️👄👁️

shemas
just tell her

oak
he wants to make a
sex club

gin
WHAT

herman
WELL WHEN YOU
PUT IT LIKE THAT
IT JUST SOUNDS WRONG

foodsnaps
NO OAKLEY
well sort of
idk

pothead
he wants to make the
club because he's
the head master

gin
okay so what's so bad
about being the
head master?

gred
HEAD

feorge
MASTER

gin
OH NO NO NO YUCK

nevvy
👁️👄👁️

lovegood
👁️👄👁️

oak
NO STOP I FORGOT
THEY WERE HERE
THEY'RE TOO
INNOCENT, PURE
BABIES

nevvy
oh to see without my eyes









the professors of hogwarts

head-master

come on minnie
i think it's a good
idea

minnie
you think encouraging
the students to have
sex is a good idea?!

head-master
well when you put it like
that it just sounds.....

snape
wrong?

head-master
well yeah









private chat between harry and oakley

harry
are you dumbledore?

oak
harry are you okay?

harry
because i think your a head master

oak
not you too 😭😭








groupchat with Oakley, hermione, ginny and luna

gin
dumbledores outta his head

herman
you just noticed?

lovegood
well at least he's a good head master!

oak
you still don't get it do you? 👁️👄👁️

lovegood
no not really!
i'll be off, going to read my book
luna is now offline

gin
oh the poor girl

oak
well at least she dosent have minds like ours!

herman
facts though

gin
we should all hang out after class tomorrow

oak
yesss

herman
bet

oak
shut the fuck up, you sound like josh richards

herman
🏃












she speaks!
yes i know another update! feel special hahah. this book isn't getting that far but it's so fun to write so I won't be stopping anytime soon! short chapter but yeah x
have a good day/night

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