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^^(yes they made another appearance) ^^

private chat between harry and oakley

pothead
oakley

oak
hi mr potter

pothead
yuck don't call me that

oak
okay, sorry,
mr potter

pothead
i remember thinking, i'm about to beat this bitch up

oak
you wouldn't

pothead
your right i wouldn't 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨😍

oak
simp

pothead
yes and what are you going to do about it?

oak
nothing 👅👅

pothead
good girl

oak
🦋🦋🦋
not sent!

oak
😏🏃‍♂️

pothead
anywayyy, want to sneak out tonight?

oak
with sirius black/my father on the loose?

pothead
oh yeah, forgot about that ..

oak
idc let's do it, i'll bring the shaggy black dog with me

pothead
i thought you ate it?

oak
eh, decided to give it another chance, just this one time. but if it eats my nicki minaj book, then it's done for.

pothead
🍴🍴

oak
🍽️🍽️🍛🍛

private chat between ron and harry

ron
just ask her already

harry
mate i'm nervous

ron
pussy

harry
what about her 🐱?
i'm sorry when i'm nervous i make dirty jokes. 

ron
no shit

harry
i'll make a deal with you

ron
i'm listening

harry
i'll ask oakley out on another date if you ask hermione out

ron
i'm already two steps infront of you

harry
huh

ron
see, i knew you were going to say that. sooo, i asked her out to hogsmeade yesterday

harry
and she said no? i'm guessing

ron
mate why so you think so low of me?

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