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i was preparing piper for the date in mara joy and Trixie's room
"sit up straight be a lady" i say
"i thought i was being you" she says
"a better version of her" joy says from her bed
"and a better version of me sits up straight" i add "talks properly try's to act interested when other people talk" i say
"oh and eats with her mouth closed" joy helps
"ok next books and things like that" i say
"literature" she asks
"ok favrioute in no particular order war and peace great expectations" i starts to list
"princess and prejudice little bitchy women" she says
"bianca take this seriously" i say
"i am taking this way more seriously than it deserves i already know the right way to act and say and i know what to order and manners and how to be nice also how to hold my knife and fork theres 2 reasons 1 im not you and 2 i know you" she says then she walks cout
"this is so weird you got your sister to do this im sure you wouldn't embarrass him" she says
the waiter walks by and i snap my fingers he looks at me and then back at bianca
"menu" i say " i will have a vegan burger and these prices are a rip of by the way" i say rudely "and i grow up in a country club so take that as a non complement" i add
"ahh now i get it" joy says "ill have the same plz" joy orders polity
we turn back around to the table and they were all laughing
my sister excuses her self from the table and walks past us
"this is my chance to see what there saying about me behind "my" back" i say
"i think thats the weirdest thing you've ever said" she said
i sneak behind the waiter and run behind them
"well im surprised i had no idea she was so delightful" sweet says
"yeah well she surprises me sometimes most of the time actually" eddie says
"excellent oh hi im an under cover food critic" i say then i reach up and take some salad of the guys plate " not bad not bad" then the waiter comes out
"*cough* *cough* he calls me out
i get caught by sweetie and sweetie junior and sit down with them
oh god this is a mess
i mage to get a break and run away i get behind a door and point at piper to get back to her place she does and i get back to my seat they make chat for a bit
"i miss judged you Josette i let your talent go un noticed" mr sweet says me and jot high five "oh look its getting late ill order a taxi" he excuses his self but turns around "but dont worry ill be bark in a minute" he jokes then actually leave me and joy huddle together so he doesnt see
then eddie picks up her hand and looks at her i start to feel a little jealousy come over me
"ok what have you done with the real Josette reed" he says and she looks at me worried
"ok now hes holding her hand" i say
"you didnt need to study up just to impress me and my dad" he says i get down on my knees
"Josie what are you doing" joy asks
"this is turning in to a date i want in" i say then start crawling he moves in to kiss her and she stands up but this kid doesnt stop and goes to kiss her again
"alright mission abort lady" i say and grab her hand
"what" eddie asks but i pull her away but we accidently bump into the waiter who had a tray but it got worse sweetie comes back in "now it makes sense" he says
"Josette reed" mr sweet says pointing at me and bianca not knowing who's who "you have a lot of explaining to do" he yells
"i have never seen this girl before like ever" i say pointing at my sister who slaps me across the head "ouch"
