me and eddie where in the lounge he was tying his foot to mine
"this is going to be a long day" i say
"if you dont talk it will go a lot faster" he says
we sit down and then jerome comes in
"jerome alfie is not coming to the bathroom with me" amber says
"fine but you will be out of the game legs tied at all time" he says
"what" i yell
"hey quite" eddie says
"i drink a litre of water every morning for hydration purposes" amber says
in that moment i felt a wave of relief flush of me amber tried to get me to drink a litre of water this morning thankfully i said no
"good ive never been more glad that i dont listen to amber" i mumble
"oh well that should raise the stakes a bit" jerome says
"ready to get served jerry" eddie says
"absolutely at the end of the day after every carrot has been sauced" jerome says
"amber Josie do you have those extra prizes from the lucky dip" mara asks
"there in my closet amber be a doll and get them" i say
"i cant get in you lock your closet compartment" she says
"they key is in the doll house" i say
"ok" she says getting up her and alfie walk different ways "oww"
"sorry sorry sorry" alfie says
we all laugh
"ugh alfie what's wrong with you inside outside inside outside" she says walking out
eddie was enjoying it lo much
"i dont know why your so happy we havent even tried yet" i say
"eh lady dont lie shall we" he says sticking his hand out to help me up but i ignore it and get up myself but he kicks his leg and i fall down
"hey dont be a dick" i say whilst hes laughing "cut it out"
"ok ok" he holds out his hand and i take it this time he pulls me up and we start walking
we where walking and i was leading him to joy which he didnt know
"where are you taking me do a cliff so you can push me of it" he asks
"i would but i failed my drivers lesson" i say "very badly"
"what did you do hit someone" he asks jokingly "omg you did"
"the old lady was fine it was only minor injuries and plus she shouldn't have been over the yellow line" i say and we make it to joy who's talking to mr sweetie about a masquerade ball
"great a masquerade ball that means i dont have to look at your ugly face all night" i say to eddie
"you really know how to welcome me" he says and we get into an argument then sweetie walks away
"and i know just the person to help me" joy says looing at fabian
"joy mercer you best be talking about me mara amber nina alfie jerome or patrica" i say
"what about me" eddie asks
"be quite" i say and turn to joy
then we hear amber yelling to move out the way and then see her ruining past i laugh and eddie looks confused
me and eddie where doing the piñata and we won it broke open
"feel the guns" he says to me
"you dont have any to feel" i say
and we both lean down to get sweets
"your just jealous" he says
"of what" i ask as we both stand up
"of how i give all my attention to the rest of the girls" he says
i burst out laughing "that was a great joke oh you really made my day" i say while still laughing
"so what meds?" he asks
"what?" i ask
"the other day that girl said about meds" he says
"yeah none of your business" i say
"guys jerome's about to announce the winners" poppy says coming up to me
"poppy i am so glad to see you " i say
we untie our legs and i wrap my arm around poppy's shoulder
"the winners of wonky donkey are Josie and eddie with 6 hours and 30 minutes" he says
we walk up to collect our prize
"thank you and i would like to thank the academy" taking them
"hey u won them together" patrica says
"well i carried most of the weight especially hers" he says
"2 things 1 have it cause gross 2 you should try using a stronger deodorant because you stink" i say im a very picky eater and im pole-pescatarian it's great
"well if your going to get all in my face again take a mint" he says then walks of
a/n
eddies a prick stick but he will get less prick sticky in the next few chapters anyway Vera gives me the ick. so bye
