Iris (A SubZero Fanfic) [hIATUS]

Chapter Two

Skys P.O.V

Perfect, Sky, just PERFECT! I thought to myself as I walked to my house. Sure played it smooth with Sub back there.

I unlocked the door and smiled as I saw Mitch on Jerome's shoulders, pouring Cheeto's on everyone. "CHEETO RAIN!" Mitch kept yelling. Ian was laughing as Mitch poured Cheeto's on everyone. They took notice of me and grinned.

"Hey Adam! Where yah been, dood?" Mitch asked, shoving Cheetos in his mouth. I shook my head. "Playing Finish The Story with the guys."

Mitch nodded. "I've been hanging with the others here. Jerome bought snacks! CHEETO RAIN!" And he dumped a handful of Cheetos onto Ian, who was sprawled on the couch with his mouth open.

"Who did you play with?" Jerome asked. "Ty, Jason, Okward...and SUBAAARRUU!"

Jerome's eyes widened at the name. "SUBAAARUU!" he screamed, laughing. Mitch popped a large Cheeto into Jerome's mouth, and Jerome gagged. "AGH! I GOT CHEETO DUST DOWN MY THROAT!"

I laughed and went upstairs to get my gun. My Nerf Gun. We call it Nyarf. Don't ask.

I grabbed my gun, which was laying in the hallway, and loaded it. I snuck back downstairs, and shot Jerome in the back of the head. He gasped dramatically, placing a hand over his heart as he fell.

"Biggums!" Mitch cried out, falling with him. They both face-planted into the floor. "NOOOO!"

Jerome tried not to smile, and he looked at Mitch with fake worried eyes. "No matter what, Mitch. I'll always...love you. AVENGE ME!" then he dropped dead.

Mitch also tried to not laugh, and failed. "Alright, Master," Mitch said, picking up a Nerf gun from beside him. He looked at me.

"YOU KILLED MEH FAMELIAH!" He said, fakr angrily as he pointed the shotgun towards me.

I narrowed my eyes and glared at him. "It's Nyarf..."

"Or nothing." He finished, and he shot me in the chest. I gave out a shrill scream, and we continued to butcher the English language.

Ian was still eating the Cheeto's and was watching us, laughing too.

"Hey guys I'm h-" Seto came in, with me leaner against the wall and Mitch on the dinner table, shooting eachother and saying things we couldn't understand. Seto glanced at the four of us. Jerome laying in the middle of the floor, trying not to laugh. Ian covered in Cheeto's on the couch. Me and Mitch forgetting how to English.

"We are so screwed as a society," Seto mumbled, as he backed away and closed the door.

We all continued to do our thing, because that's what Youtubers do!

"I'm bored," I said. I shot Mitch in the eye as soon as I said that.

"ASDFGHJKL!" Mitch screamed. Literally. Mitch, stop reciting the alphabet and duel me. I accept Yu-Gi-Oh refrences.

He fell off the dinner table and landed on Ian, who was super cheesy, and they both let out a 'oof' noise. Or was it an 'uff?' sound. I can never tell.

They both started laughing again. And so did we. My house is pretty random. But I like it that way.

Just like Sub.

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