SH!T, WRONG NUMBER , M.P

029

[ groupchat, life ]

!

KAIRI
yo we haven't used this thing
in forever

ALY
it was dead let it stay dead

ALY
rip 😩

ROSHAUN
you're kinda stupid

ROSHAUN
anyways, how y'all been

ALEJANDRO
you saying that as if i don't come
to your house every other day..

ROSHAUN
how's everyone doing today 😌

ROSHAUN
don't fuck with me alejandro cause
i have time today and i will kick
your ass

MATTIA
terrible lol

ROBERT
hm

ROBERT
figured

ALY
bro you're mean

ALVARO
you defending him now?

ALY
no...?

ALY
ayo mind your business alvaro unlike
ro, i don't have time today and will
not tolerate your petty bs

SEB
she woke up and chose violence
today 😃

KAIRI
as she should

KAIRI
that's my bestie ig 🙄

ALY
don't ig me 😟

ALY
not i feel offended and now i have
to cry. pain

NAT
don't cry bby <3

ALY
the gay in me just popped tf out

hey natty <3

ROBERT
the gay...?

ROBERT
i thought you were super straight

MATTIA
nah she's super stupid

ALY
and you're super pussy whipped. and
ik it's not even that good and it prolly
stinks too. stfu.

ALY
and no rob i'm not super straight

ALY
that's gross

MATTIA
i'm not pussy whipped.

ALY
call it what you want

NAT
mmm go off

ALEJANDRO
i'm gonna just... go to the
gym and build up some nice
strong muscles! see you guys l8er
liked by alvaro, seb, and roshaun.

ROSHAUN
i asked how y'all were doing.

ROSHAUN
but i guess nobody is perfect

ALY
except me and natty ofc <3

KAIRI
um.. whose gonna tell her

SEB
i'll do it

SEB
voluntarily like a real man, yup 🙏

MATTIA
me and maria broke up again lol

KAIRI
welp i gotta go walk my fish

ROSHAUN
me too, i'll bring mine alongside
yours kairi

ROBERT
what a great idea, i wanna come

ALY
hm me too
read by all

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"I TOLD YOU THIS MAN was pussy whipped but he didn't wanna listen! now look at him, back at square 1." i ranted to natalia.

"we tried to tell him but i think she might've manipulated his mind a bit y'know? he's acting dumber than usual." natalia giggled, causing me to do the same.

"okay but she's not even cute... she kinda looks like that fish killer from finding nemo." i said, making a '😐' type face.

"okay enough shit talking though, i think i'm bisexual." natalia said, fidgeting with her fingers.

"oh my god nat! i love you! i don't care what you are, i'll always love you no matter what. as long as you're not super straight." i joked, causing her to laugh.

AUTHORS NOTE
this chapt was clearly a JOKE

anyways, small filler.

you guys can be ANYTHING you want in life
but super straight cause thats just disgusting
and weird asf.

anyways shoutout to my lbgtqia+ members
this was mean for y'all <3

ew why did that lwk sound cheesy asl

anyways enjoy