"Sasha, calm down! You're gonna choke on it!" Connie shouted, trying to pull the meat out of Sasha's mouth. Jean grunted and looked away from the pair. "Help me, Jean!"
"No, that's your girlfriend, not min-" Connie wiped the Potato Girl's spit on the boy's poor
sleeves. "NOT COOL, CONNIE!"
As the boy desperately tried to dry off his sleeve (of which, already dry, just disgusted), the door to the cafeteria swung open and revealed a Garrison officer holding up a sheet of paper on his hands. "Is Jean Kirschtein here?"
He could feel a sweatdrop travel its way to his cheek, before he wiped it off. "I'm here!"
The Garrison officer examined his face, and nodded. "You've been called to Squad Leader Hange's office." Jean could feel a few stares from the room.
Did I do anything wrong? He wondered. Oh, how wrong was he.
- x -
"Um, it's Jean Kirschtein, someone told me you called?"
The door bursts open, revealing the Squad Leader, as she smirks back to another figure in the back. "You're cheating, Hange! Get back here."
The brown-haired woman stepped back and sighed. "You must be wondering why you've been summoned here," the unfamiliar face asked. Jean simply nodded. "Stop being nervous."
Jean choked on his saliva.
"Ohoh, don't be rude, [Name]!" Hange grabbed his shoulders, "So, just stand here, mkay?" Jean tilted his head, confused.
He was more confused when both of them started counting. 1.. 2.. 3..
"GO!" Jean backed up to the door, "Wh-"
"You look like a horse!" / "You look like a horse."
Yup. That's right.
[Name] was a tad bit late. Hange won. That means.. "I'm dying tonight."
Hange had never looked so happy in her life, she started kissing the wall. Jean looked lost. [Name] defeatedly walked to the poor boy. "It was a bet. Now I have to call Captain Levi 'brat', which will most likely get me killed," she paused. "Please prepare my funeral."
Jean still looked confused. "If you're asking who started it, it was Eren. He told me someone from the 104th Cadet Corps looks like a horse." [Name] looked over to the boy. He looks like he's about to punch a wall. "Oh, don't worry about it, you don't look entirely like a horse, of course. I think you look pretty decent." Horseface blushed.
"[Name]! That's like, the nicest thing you've said to anyone!" Hange beamed. The [e/c] eyed scoffed, "Shut up. Now go back to eating, you idiot."
"O-okay ma'am!"
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[a/n: don't we love adding humour before shit go down]
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Fanfiction_________________________________ ◣ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐊𝐈 𝐍𝐎 𝐊𝐘𝐎𝐉𝐈𝐍 ◥ ❝ i'm mr loverman, and i miss my loverman ❞ -, it would've been a nightmare to anyone who might care. nothing lasts forever. y/n l/n learned that the hard way...
