DanMachi one shots

The Bunny Waiter

Bell Cranel, he was left on his own after his familia got destroyed. Mia Grand offered Bell a job, he decided to take her offer since he knows he won't be adventuring any time soon.

Present Time
Bell was seen getting ready at the back, ever since his first day working he was known among Orario as the 'cute bunny waiter' it seemed to attract a lot of customers so the name didn't really bother him. Although he wasn't seen that much since he helped out in the back with the cooking, he only came out if they were really busy. Today happens to be a busy day because the Loki Familia had reserved half of the available seatings.

"Mama Mia do I really have to be on waiting duty today?" Bell asked, "today isn't what you would call a good day"

"Sorry Bell" Mia said, "but we need your help with all the orders, we have a lot of customers"

"Fine" Bell said, "but if that werewolf even mentions my name I'm going to throw him out"

"Hahah with that attitude of yours I wonder how you got so popular with the ladies" Mia said, "well better get ready soon the guest will be here"

Bell nodded and went back inside, he had to mentally prepare himself for today, out of all the adventurers he's met, Bete Loga always seemed to annoy him. He has no idea why, was it his cocky attitude? Or was it just the way he looked down on people.

"Hello Bell" Ryuu greeted, "ready for today?" She teased

Bell gave a sour laugh before answering, "never felt better!" He said in complete exaggeration, "although if he makes me mad can you help me hide a body?"

"No" Ryuu answered, "he may be annoying but I won't help you hide the body"

"Aww man" Bell said in a joking manor, "and I thought we were friends"

Ryuu and Bell continued to talk before a cat person jumped from behind them

"Hello! What are you talking about!" A cat person yelled out

"Hello to you too Anya" Bell said, "I was talking about my perfect plan until you came in"

"What's this plan!" Anya asked, "are you finally going to start a fan club?"

"Fan club?" Bell said, "that's too much for me"

"Oh come on Bell" Anya said, "you have a lot of fans!"

"Yea I know" Bell said, "and most of them happen to be attracted to me, it's too scary for me"

"It's not that bad, right?" Ryuu asked

"Well, you weren't there but one time when I went to get groceries I ended up getting swarmed" Bell said, he shivered at the thought, "I made it out, but I had a lot of kisses on my face, it was scary"

"Oh come on Bell" Anya said, "you're just cute" she said causing Bell to back up drastically far from her

"Hey! Why did you move!" Anya yelled out

"I'm sorry" Bell said, "I already got kissed a lot by some random people this week, please don't remind me"

"Hmph! You're lucky I'm in a good mood" Anya said, "if it had it my way you would have already fallen for me!"

"Please calm down Anya" Ryuu said, "because I will be the one to take Bell"

"H..How about n..no one takes me?" Bell asked while stuttering

Anya and Ryuu looked at Bell getting closer before stopping and looked at him in a teasing manor

"Joking!" Anya said while skipping away