Bxb oneshots

Jacka$$

Wow. First chapter in a year. Maybe even longer. Well. Hope you guys enjoy.
Also A TON OF SWEARING in this one!!!!

×Characters:

Nathan (6'4, Lean but muscular, spiked ash blonde hair, green eyes.)

Chris (6'2 Thin, slight muscle, shaggy brown hair, blue eyes.)

●Lil background for the shot. Nathan & Chris both work together at a local store I think their town. They are childhood friends, so I meant they know each other prior to working together. I just thought this would be a little different then my usual shots.

Chris's POV:

This job is going to be the fucking death of me.
All I do at this damn job is sit at a register and make sure that I get people out of this damn store before they have a chance to bitch and moan about how we don't have that one product they need oh so badly because their life is depending on it.  Ahem. Sorry. Unnecessary ranting, but sometimes that's all you can do when   you're bored to death at your minimum wage job just waiting for something better to do with your life.
Anyways, enough about my miserable job, I am know as Christopher reed. Aka just Chris. Short and simple so people don't have to waste that extra brain cell to actually say my full name. 
Other than this miserable gig I got going on here, life ain't that bad. I'm axing every class I got, one of the stars on the football team, got the best family I could ask for, and let's not forget one of the best friends I could have ever asked for,

Nathan Green.

Ah, Nathan green. One of the best guys to ever walk this earth. Well. At least in my mind. Nathan and I have been friends since we had practically came out of our own mothers. Our parents had been friends before we were even born, naturally making us the best of friends. We know almost every single thing to know about each other. He's told me all of his hardships, all of his hopes and dreams, even his nasty little fantasies he has of random chicks he sees at school.
Gross.
The reason I say we know almost everything about each other is the fact that Nathan doesn't know this teensy tiny little fact about me. Aha. well you see... what had happened was... well..
I'm gay.
Gay.
Gay and in love with Nathan Green.
How ironic isn't it? Yeah, Nathan doesn't know this teensy little fact about me, and neither will he ever find out. I prefer to keep this one little secret to myself just for the sake of me enjoying staying alive at the moment. I feel like if her found out, I'd just simply pass away. Yup. I can see it now. 
"Local gay boy dies from fatal rejection"
Quite the headline huh?
Yeah, I thought so too.
I'm not really sure when it happened, but one day I went from admiring my best friend and wanting to be like him, to admiring him and wanting to be with him. It was really strange and I questioned wether I was sane for a very long time but I realized I'm most definitely, kinda, sane and just in love with my best friend. I mean you can't blame me because the guy is like super fucking  hot, any person alive would be a goddamn lunatic to think that this guy isn't attractive.
While being lost in my own personal monologue I almost didn't notice Nathan walking towards me with an insane amount of pep in his step. As he nears the register I'm at,he slams his hand down on the counter.
"I made it!" He says with that goofy little smile of his. I let out a laugh and sigh "You're actually 20 minutes late, buttt if that's what you count as on time." Nathan rolls his eyes at me and takes of the jacket he was wearing that covered his oh so tight fitting t shirt. I stared for a quick second but before I could look away Nathan clears his throat and waves his hand in front of my face.
"Like what you see?" Nathan says with a little eyebrow wiggle.
"Shut the fuck up smart ass"
"Hey, you were the one admiring all of my sexiness over here." Nathan says while flexing his muscles to be a sarcastic jackass.
" Yeah, yeah,yeah, go do your job dumb ass, I hear Kelly is waiting for ya in the deli,"I say sarcastically. Oh, ah Kelly is this dumb little blonde bitch who only works in the deli because Nathan is there. Sometimes I just want to rip those fake ass blonde extensions right out of her head for being all flirty with my hypothetical man.
Nathan laughs and rolls his eyes, "Oh is she
now? Maybe I'll take her up on her offer this time," Nathan says, In what I hope was in a sarcastic way. I just force out a fake laugh and shoo him away. Nathan just blows me a fake little kiss and walks off towards the deli. I don't care if that was a fake kiss I caught it as soon as he turned around, I'm gonna save that shit for later.

A couple hours pass and it's finally nearing the end of my shift. Thank the lord, because I don't think I can do this shit much longer. For the next 30 minutes I kinda just catch my self staring across the store at the deli where Nathan makes slicing meat so goddamn hot. I swear that man is a godsend. The moment is ruined when that little blonde rat ass bitch comes right next to Nathan and starts laughing at whatever the hell he said. She runs her little skeleton hands up and down his arm touching those muscles I want to be touching so badly. All the sudden she turns and catches my eyes and smiles a little bit, I can't tell if it was a evil smile or like a genuine smile. I've never seen the little bitch smile before. Huh. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. But what really made my blood boil is that she leaned right into Nathan and whispered something into his ear, which made him turn towards me and smile a bit. I'm going to rip those extensions right out of her head. Right out. That's it. I'm gonna do it. I quickly turn around towards the register before I actually decide to go kill the little bitch, because I'm really not trying to get fired just yet. I sigh and log into my register one last time before realizing it's time for me to go. Hasta luego bitches, it's time for me to clock my self right out. I grab my keys and walk towards the back heading towards the clock out area. On my way I realize that Kelly and Nathan have both disappeared from the deli. I sigh a little bit, realizing that he might have actually taken her up on a certain offer. Once I make it through the double doors I turn the corner but before I can even reach the time clock I'm being pulled into a dark set of double doors.
I quickly begin to panic because I'm really not ready to die just yet. Please lord forgive me for wanting to kill the blind little bitch, I swear I'm a good person!
" Please don't kill me! Or eat me! I probably don't even taste that good, I don't think gay boys are that tasty!"
I hear a familiar laugh and two hands on my shoulders. "Baby relax, I'm not going to kill you. I can't promise about not eating you, you are quite delicious," Nathan says with a smirk in his voice. I feel my face burning to the point where if the lights were on, I'd for sure resemble a tomato.
" Nathan what the fuck! Why the fuck did you pull me in here you jackass!"
Nathan lets out a slight chuckle but pulls me closer to the point where I can feel his warm breath in my face. I could probably lick his nose if I stuck out my tongue.. I most definitely wouldn't though... aha.

"Chris just shut the fuck up and let me kiss you."

Before I could let that sentence sink in a pair of warm lips were quickly placed on mine moving with fervency. Holy shit. I'm kissing Nathan. Nathan's kissing me. Holy mother of Mary is this really happening. I quickly shake it off and realize I was kind of just awkwardly standing there not moving probably making Nathan second guess him self. Nathan seems to realize my state and starts to back up and spitting out apologies. " Oh Jesus Chris I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking, I kind of just thought that you know because I like you maybe you would like me, and I mean Kelly told me I should give it a try because you're always looking at me acro-"
before he could even finish his sentence I grab his face and bring his lips to mine once more.
God his lips feel so amazing, this was most definitely worth the wait.
We both pull back, both slightly being able to see each other in the dark, and we just both give eathother small little smiles.
"Hey Chris?"
"Yes Nathan?"
Nathan pauses for a second and lets out a small breath.
"I like you."
I internally scream and jump for joy while outwardly letting out a squeal? God I'm such a nerd. Nathan laughs and I quickly compose myself.
"I like you too jackass."
Nathan laughs and pulls me in one more time. "How romantic," Nathan says sarcastically.
I smile once more, " You know it."
We both laugh together before sealing the both awkward and romantic moment with a kiss.
I actually have the man of my dreams. The guy I thought that I would never in a million years have.
I guess all that's left to say is,
Kelly gets to keep those extensions for a little while longer huh?

Holy shit. I actually updated. Listen, I'm sorry if this shot seemed a little rushed and kinda awful. But I kinda just went for it. I haven't had any want to write and I guess I just decided to write and this is what I came up with. So I hope it was somewhat enjoyable.
Thank you for reading and I love you all!