Fried Chicken| Xiao x Male Reader

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Correct! The polearm was definitely conductive.

(Y/N) cried out with joy and a huge grin crossed his face. On the other hand the man cried out in shoke. Literally. (Y/N) got up and ran to his polearm, picked it up and ran back to the man.

He pinned the stalker down the same way the stalker pinned him down, by the throat and chest. The man looked at him and rolled to the left. Using enough force to escape (Y/N) and knock him down.

(Y/N) got up and looked at where the man should be but he was gone. (Y/N) shrugged and victoriously beamed. First fight in a long time and he managed to win. He walked over to his fish and saw a couple of flies flying around here and there. Nothing a bit of heat would fix. (Y/N) turned around and saw the little pot. He took the pot and put some pond water into it. Then he put the 3 fish inside.

(Y/N) almost forgot about the chili peppers. He smashed them up and also put them inside the pot.

He frowned and realized he needed a fire and he didn't have a pyro vision. So he needed to find one of those cool rocks that when you hit them together they would start a fire. (Y/N) looked around and saw some rocks near the pond. He picked them up and started to hit them together.

After 5 minutes he managed to get a spark and boom fire started. Every now and then he would check on the fish and stir it. Once it finished coooking, he started consuming.

Man, (Y/N) had better meals but man, this was some good food. He hasn't eaten for years. (Y/N) zoned out he was thinkin of that man. They definitely weren't a mortal.

A mortal would have died. That man was either an adeptus, god, or not from this world. He could cross out the god part and he could also crose off the alien part too. That guy had to have been an adeptus.

(Y/N) guesses that adepti could sense other adepti. (Y/N) wonders in Moon Carver was still in liyue. (Y/N) used to be best buds with that guy. They were war buddies whenever one of them was bored the other would come and help.

Whatever, (Y/N) wasn't going to lie but that stalker guy was pretty hot. (Y/N) chuckled to himself. Man, he really is hopeless. It was starting to get dark and (Y/N) thought about sleeping. He shook his head and smiled. He's definitely got enough sleep. He started his trek to liyue he knew that his travels will end by sun rise.

Reaching liyue was the easy part. The hard part was climbing a mountain. Mt.Tianheng to be specific. (Y/N) hated climbing. Especially super tall mountains. (Y/N) used to have wings but then he was rude and got them taken away from peepaw. While (Y/N) was climbing that goddamn stalker pussy was stuck in his head.

That guy was such a pussy. He ran from a fight. (Y/N) sighed angrily. His hand slipped off of the rock he was holding. (Y/N) dangled there holding himself with one hand. He quickly raised his other arm and grabbed on a better stone. Laughing awkwardly (Y/N) thought to himself 'Man did I just get a mini heart attack'. His heart was still pounding half from the adrenalin and the other because of that bitch boy. Lugging himself onto the top of the mountain. (Y/N) sighed.

He laid face first on the grass for a couple of minutes heaving and wheezing for air. When his lungs decided to calm down (Y/N) flipped over and looked at the sky only to be met with a white hooded figure. (Y/N) smiled "Peepaw", he shouted in joy. Lord he hasn't seen Rex Lapis for such a long time. Lapis smiled down onto (Y/N).

Though (Y/N)'s smile faded when he saw Pussy Polearm Bitch Boy. AKA PPBB. (Y/N)'s smile turned upside down into an angry frown. What was PPBB doing here? Did he follow (Y/N) here or what? PPBB looked at him with an emotionless face but you could tell by the look in his eyes that he was smirking. (Y/N) got up and walked up to the bitch boy. He looked him up and down. Then looked behind him.

(Y/N) shoved the staking bitch boy off of the mountain. (Y/N) knew that they were an adeptus and that they would definitely survive but oh man did (Y/N) enjoy every second of it. He loved that look of betrayal in bitch boys eyes. It was hilarious.

Peepaw watched the whole thing go down and sighed, shaking his head in the process. "Peepaw, who was that bitch boy?", asked (Y/N). "Calm down (Y/N). That is Xiao, an adeptus who is known as the 'Conqueror of Demons'. Now don't be mad but he was technically your replacement.", clarified lapis. (Y/N) looked annoyed. "So he was kinda my replacement, nice. Thanks Peepaw. Now I'm sad.", Huffed out (Y/N). "No need to feel sad (Y/N). There just needed to be another adeptus to protect the land while you were out.", Calmly stated Lapis. "Alright, that's fine, but what was my job again because like, uhhh, I may or maynot remember.", chuckled (Y/N). Lapis looked and (Y/N) and smiled. "You're the keeper of course.", stated Peepaw.

(Y/N) looked at him confuzed. Lapis looked back at him, smiling, waiting for (Y/N)'s pea brain to click and then it clicked. (Y/N) remembers, nice. "Wait, Dang, I completely forgot what I originally came here for", said (Y/N), his happy demeanor changing to serious in a matter of milliseconds.

Lapis looked at him and sighed, he already knew what (Y/N) was going to bring up. "No, (Y/N), i'm not going to put you back to eternal sleep.", Lapis says sternly. "But peepaw, it's so much better than being here. Plus, I'm still an evil being who wants to kill you.", begged (Y/N). "(Y/N), I will not. First off, you've obviously changed. I can just sense it through your aura and second of all you're going to be needed again.", counterd Lapis. (Y/N) looks off into the distance thinking of ways to persuade him. "I'll give you your wings back.", Bribed Lapis. (Y/N) perked up when he heard that. "Wait, really!No way! You're lying.", cried out (Y/N). Lapis looks at (Y/N), as if he's got no brain cells. Then (Y/N) realized that peepaw was really serious.

A huge grin crossed his face. (Y/N) felt a new power surge through him and looked into the distance again. He looked back at Lapis and gave him a non-verbale 'Thank you!' and 'Goodbye!' He looked at his peepaw one last time and ran in the opposite direction. Off of Mt.Tianhen.

(Y/N) plummeted towards the ground. (Y/N) felt a rush of emotions. Adrenalin running through his veins. (Y/N) was 60 meters from the ground and that number was dropping fast. The harbor was getting bigger and bigger. At the last second (Y/N) summoned 3 pairs of wings and stopped accelerating.

Ouch! (Y/N) definitely had to pull a muscle in his 1st left wing. 'It was the biggest therefore it received the most pressure. Ehh whatever this is what happens when you don't fly for years. Your wings lose their muscles.', (Y/N) mentaly scolded himself. A couple of the harbors citizens noticed and looked in awe but some were concerned.

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