Fried Chicken| Xiao x Male Reader

-5-

All was going well until (Y/N) felt Polearm Pussy Bitch Boy,Erm, Xiao. Ughhh, (Y/N) was pissed. (Y/N) felt Xiao's arms wrap around him. (Y/N) felt a blush spread across his cheeks. 'Nononon (Y/N) you're supposed to be pissed, not blushy!', (Y/N) mentaly scolded himself.

(Y/N) was thinking of a retaliation plan. Oh, he's got one. It's not bad to just be a bit anyong. (Y/N) charged up a couple of Volts in his right hand pointer finger. He was going to shock Bitch Boy when they got down. Second after that they landed on the floor. Not a single scratch.

Well not really (Y/N) was bleeding from the back of his head but that whatever. He's been through worse. Now it's time for (Y/N) godly acting. "Oh my goodness! Thank you Xiao, that was really nice for saving me back there. I don't know what I would have done if it wasn't for-" "Stop with your satire. Now state your business here Keeper.", Xiao cut off. (Y/N) looked at him with a puzzled look. "The the fuck is a keeper!", (Y/N) exclaimed.

Now it was Xiao's turn to look at him perplexed. "What do you mean? You're the keeper are you not. It was your job.", Xiao stated sternly, a hint of fear laced in his voice. (Y/N)'s brain was trying to function properly and it was taking too much effort. Causing his headache to get worse. Xiao could practically see all of the gears turning in (Y/N)'s head and it was comical.

It is surprisingly comical enough to make Xiao chuckle. (Y/N) let out a frustrated sigh and huffed our, "You know what. Yeah sure i'm the keeper. My head hurts too much to actually think about this!". (Y/N) looked up at Xiao. Batting his eyelashes a bit he walked up to Xiao. (Y/N) blushes.

The space that was between them drastically shortened. (Y/N) looked up at Xiao. "I-I have something to uh give you, I h-hope you like it.", (Y/N) stutterd out becoming a blushy mess. Xiao looks at (Y/N) blush starting to form on his face. Xaio was starting to assume some hot shit was going to go down but that thought was knocked out of his head when (Y/N) poked him in the chest.

Literal electricity being transferred through them. After a couple of moments Xiao realized what (Y/N) did. (Y/N) shocked him with his electro vision. (Y/N) burst out laughing, the expression on Xiao's face. (Y/N) walked back and sat on a nearby rock still out of breath. Waiting for Xiao to follow him. Lucky Xiao followed him or else that would have been awkward. "That was for you saving me you little Bitch Boy.", (Y/N) started his leg bouncing.

Anxiety. Not a feeling he was so familiar with. Though (Y/N) now hated it. Xiao's eye twitched. "What.", he uttered out. "You're ungrateful.", he mutters. Xiao turns around and starts to walk back. (Y/N) stood up and ran up to Xiao.

He took Xiao's hand and stopped him. "Hey, uhh, I'm sorry for shoving you off of a cliff.", (Y/N) awkwardly stated. Xiao looks at him and nods his head and starts to walk away. "Also, don't think that I like you, Peepaw made me apologise!", (Y/N) complained. Just like that, Xiao disappeared from (Y/N)'s sight. (Y/N) sighed. Now it's time to see if Cloud Retainer is still in their domain.

(Y/N) looked up trying to figure out which mountain was which. Looking to the left he saw Mt. Aozang. Thats it thats where Cloud Retainers domain is located at. (Y/N) smiled to himself. He felt smart. Wait a minute, something was off. (Y/N) felt that same presence watching him. (Y/N) snickers to himself, 'Imagine stalking someone'. It must be embarrassing if you get caught.

(Y/N) then realized that Xiao may not be stalking him for normal reasons but stalking him to kill him. (Y/N) shook his head. He wouldn't think about it like that. Plus, if Xiao ever wanted to fight, (Y/N) would be able to hold Xiao off and hold his own. (Y/N) crouched down and opened his wings. He forcefully pushed them down and boom! He's now airborne.

(Y/N) Kept flying up until he reached Mt. Aozang. When (Y/N) reached the top of the Mt. Aozang he looked down. The view was beautiful. (Y/N) turned around and sighed. He needed to go and fix his polearm up and lucky he knew just the right person. Wait no, Bird? Or how about Adeptus? Shaking his head, (Y/N) walked up to Cloud Retainers domain. The ancient doors opened and (Y/N) jumped right in.

He doest really know Cloud Retainer. He does know that they fought alongside him during a couple of disputes or would (Y/N) say wars. What (Y/N) definitely knows is that Cloud Retainer is really good at creating stuff.

From mechanical stuff to magic stuff. Which means that they would definitely have enough materials to fix up (Y/N)'s polearm. So his plan was to go to their domain and if they are there then ask if he could use some materials to fix his polearm but, if they weren't there then (Y/N) would just take some and leave an 'I Owe You' note. (Y/N) hoped that Cloud Retainer would be there so he didn't have to give them an 'I Owe You'. Once he entered the domain he was met with puzzles.

(Y/N) didn't have time for that and just flew to where they would be located. He walked over to the area and was met with nothing. No Cloud Retainer and no materials. (Y/N) looked around trying to see if there was another room that they would be located at. (Y/N) wasn't in luck. He couldn't find anything. (Y/N) muttered a simple 'Fuck' under his breath.

If he could find resources here that means that he's going to need to collect his own materials and that would be a pain in the ass. (Y/N) started to make a list of materials that he is going to need to refurbish his polearm.

(Y/N) trying to remember what he made his polearm out of. He remembers that he made the blade out of a silver and iron mixture. (Y/N) also remembers that the tiny lill the broken off point is made from that same mixture. The shaft of the polearm had a mixture of iron and brass. (Y/N) couldn't forget about the gems that were encrusted into the blade and the bronze and gold detailing the polearm had. (Y/N) decided to change the gems up a bit. He would keep the old ones. (Y/N) remembers that he has to only use conductive metals in order for his attacks to be stronger. (Y/N) sits down on the ground and thinks about what the centerpiece gen should be.

Maybe it would be a boss drop. He decided on using the thing that Electro hypostasis drops because they use the same element as him and could maybe increase his electro attacks. Well now that that is all settled he got up and relied that Cloud Retains domain is practically a maze.

How do they live here? (Y/N) stood up and jumped off of the floating platform and started to glide around trying to find the exit. He spotted a suspicious island with a small ruin and decided to go to it. He was met with a sleeping Xiao. 'Ok, uhh, pop off man', (Y/N) thought to himself.

So (Y/N) flew the other direction and was met with another suspicious ruin. Except this time it looked like an exit. He landed on the floating island and walked up to it. It was the same doors he entered from. As he reached out to open the doors they opened and on the other side is that same fruity blond haired kid. (Y/N) nodded at him and walked past him. Aether turned around beyond confused. 'What was that guy doing there?', was one of the many questions Aether had. He shrugged it off and went inside the domain.

(Y/N) was just as confused about the others' presence. Well now that (Y/N) has got his entire material list formed it was time for him to do the dirty work. Collecting all of the materials. He had no clue where any of the materials would be located.

So he went to Liyue Harbor. (Y/N) knew that there was a blacksmith located there. Now he also knew that blacksmiths usually know where the best mining places are. The flight to Liyue is going to be long and definitely painful but hey, (Y/N) is going to use every chance he could to use his wings.

He needed to form new muscles on his twig like wings. (Y/N) calculated that the flight to Liyue would be roughly 30 minutes at least and if the wind is strong that it would probably take 2 hours because of all the breaks he's going to need to take. (Y/N) hoped that it was going to be good weather.

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prob gonna take me a week to write 5 chapters and then imma post them in bulk!
Peace Yall :)