Fried Chicken| Xiao x Male Reader

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 (Y/N) flew towards Bishui Plans. To where the place 'Wanshun Inn' would be located. Or what (Y/N) prefers to call it "Unnaturally big ass tree". (Y/N) was going there because that's where the P.P.B.B. would be located at. That's where (Y/N) felt his presence originally.

(Y/N) felt kind of mean for calling 'Xiao' Polearm Pussy Bitch Boy. Well actually it was pretty funny. (Y/N) wonders how Xiao would react to (Y/N)'s Nickname. It only took 30 minutes to get to Wanshun Inn and that was flown in a slow glide. He wasn't going to lie. That glide was really relaxing and really helped (Y/N) organize his life. His next step was to apologize to Xiao because peepaw said so. (Y/N) literally couldn't say no to peepaw. Not only was peepaw his kind of his dad but hese also the geo archon.

(Y/N) landed on the top balcony. He didn't really know where he is therefore he's just going to need to make assumptions. (Y/N) turned around and saw a staircase leading down. He shrugged and went down the staircase. It made him really uncomfortable though.

There weren't any railings on one side and it was big enough for someone to fall through. The drop was definitely high enough for someone to break their legs. He definitely needed to notify a staff member about that.

On his treacherous hike down the stairs he saw some intricate painting here and there. They looked to be ancient. There was also a vase. (Y/N) wondered how much money it would cost if he 'accidentally' broke the vase. Ehhh, it wasn't worth it. Once he was on what he assumed was the bottom floor he looked to the right immediately spotting a lady at a counter.

Now it's time for (Y/N)'s shitty assumptions. (Y/N) assumed that the lady at the desk was the manager of the place. He assumed that because she looked busy and she had a different uniform. (Y/N) went up to the lady. He stared at her, thinking, trying to form his question. She stared back at him looking him up and down probably judging him.

She waved her hand in front of his face. Hoping to get a reaction. Oh a reaction she got. "ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodi'msosorryforstaringatyouIwasonlytryingtocompilemythoughtstogetherrrrrwrifhjgwjvswhgjnvdsh", (Y/N) sputtered out. "Oh, uhhh, it's okay Sir. So what's your question?", the lady stated kindly. (Y/N) thought again except this time it wasn't as awkward. "So I was wondering if you saw this guy. Uhh hes like my hight, pale as fuck. He's got this hair gradience going on from dark teal to light teal. Uhh he's a little pussy bitch boy.", (Y/N) described. The lady looked like she's about to bust out laughing, "I'm assuming you mean Xiao, dear". (Y/N) looked at her and nodded. "Well, he's not here right now. He had to leave for the stone forest.", The lady states.

(Y/N) looked at her and nodded a thank you. The lady reached her hand out, "Wait! Wait! I've got to ask, where are you from and what's your affiliation with Xiao?". (Y/N) turners his head to look at her and simply shrugs. Turning his head back he looked forward and saw that there was another balcony. The best part was that it was facing the stone forest.

So (Y/N) sprinted forward and jumped off of the balcony. He was falling fast but right before he hit the water he activated his wings. (Y/N) loved the mini adrenaline rush he would get when doing that. One powerful flap of his wings and he was zooming. The view was mesmerizing.

Flying over the grassy plains, ruins sprinkling his view here and there. It was funny for (Y/N) to fly over hilichurl camps because they would start going crazy trying to figure out how to attack (Y/N). He giggled. "Oh my lord, they're so baffled, it's so funny!", (Y/N) giggles out. He squints. The sky was pretty foggy so (Y/N) had a bit of trouble. (Y/N) mentaly facepalmed. He had wings didn't he? He could just fly above the clouds. So, (Y/N) flew above the clouds. Once he fully went through the thick blanket of clouds he was met with a beautiful view.

The sun was starting to set and the view that (Y/N) was getting was marvelous. (Y/N) couldn't help but stare in awe. The sky had a beautiful golden color and the clouds looked like a roaring ocean. The shadows were dark and the highlights were light. Almost a perfect contrast. (Y/N) just realized that this is one of the things he had been missing out on when he was in his deep slumber. Maybe waking up from that eternal slumber wasn't so bad after all.

Though that moment slowly disappeared with the sunset. The sun had already set but now (Y/N) was met with an even more pleasant sight. Don't get (Y/N) wrong. He loved both views,it just that one didn't blind him as much. Now the clouds were white from the moonlight and the sky was a deep deep blue. Now the moon could be seen rising. It was a full moon (Y/N) believed. It was gorgeous.

(Y/N) flipped over and started gilding but upside down. His body flipped, his back was now facing the ground and his face was facing the sky. (Y/N) could see so many stars. (Y/N) remembers a story that his mother would always tell him. He doesn't really remember the beginning but he definitely remembered the end. In the end of the story the warrior looks up at the sky and sees his friends.

They were represented by a star, some big and some small. (Y/N) Felt a ghostly tear slip out of his eye. All of his comrades were waiting for him with the stars. (Y/N) chuckled some of them would probably either be getting brunch, laid, or be scolding him for being cheesy. (Y/N) remembers one of his best friends, Tufa.

Tufa was a man of honor. Or should (Y/N) call him a woman. Tufa was part of his village's millilith and when not on duty would dress as a female. Tufa really enjoyed dresses and skirts. Tufa's goal when dressing up was to confuze as many drunk men as possible. It's funny because Tufa would get laid by drunk warriors that he has confused. Tufa would usually drag (Y/N) with him to bars or clubs. (Y/N) usually would babysit Tufa but every now and then Tufa would pull him to bed with a stager.

Humans were weird. Wait no, Humans are weird.

(Y/N) remembers his older brother. He died fighting in the mililith. His brother was a good guy with some good morals. Though when Ry got fired from the miltith he changed. He turned to alcohol and was no longer pleasant. (Y/N)'s thoughts cut off.

When he hit something. A rock. A rock? Why are there rocks up in the sky? Then it hit him; he's in the stone forest. (Y/N) knew that he's going to have a killer headache when he was going to actually try to think. Headaches where ass.

(Y/N) just realized that he's been falling the whole time. (Y/N) faceflapmed and was met with a headache. (Y/N) tried to summon his wings but they had a mind of their own and just never appeared. (Y/N) was panicking. Why weren't his wings showing up? At this rate (Y/N) is going to fall to his death. (Y/N) looked down trying to spot a method to help him not die. He saw nothing. "Well I guess i'll die then", (Y/N) laughed out. (Y/N) wasn't going to lie, he didn't really mind dying. 

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Bruh why does (Y/n) in the lasy 300 words give of a 'im so quirky' pick me girl vibe lmao.

Anyways uhh Peace :)