A Gift for Eiffel65BLUE
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Mitch: Are you in love with Marcus
Jackson: *Sweats* .....no
Mitch: then why do you draw 'J+M' in hearts everywhere??
Jackson: It stands for Jealousy and Manipulation
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Pierre: What are friends with benefits?
Devin: ...a very special type of friends...
Pierre: Ummm.... like us?
Devin: *chokes*
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Bryan: *clueless* what's a thot?
Xylo: *also clueless* I think it's a thoughtful person
*later at the dinner table*
Mario: here's the salt, Bryan
Bryan: thanks Mario, you're such a thot
Mario: *spits out water*
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Devin talking to Micheal
Devin: can we please stay in your house?
Micheal:why?
Bri: Rian and Austin played with an ouija board and cursed ours
Devin: they don't know how to banish spirits, so their just throwing salt at them and yelling "does this look like a hotel to you?!"
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I have no idea what im doing, just that I know im doing it really well -Xylo
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Pat: I am very small and I have no money
Pat: So you can imagine the kind of stress im under
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Colin: I like all the werewolfs
Colin: Bryan, Xylo,
Colin: *looks at smudged writing on hand* and Maria
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Imp: Sir! Have you seen the things
Micheal: what things?
Imp: *runing around and answering distractedly* You know the things! I seem to have misplaced it and it's of great importance...
Doot and Daat bounces into the room
Imp: Oh there they are!
Micheal:
Micheal: You lost your children?
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Rian: I could kill you if I wanted to
Austin: Yeah? So could another human being
Rian:
Austin: So could a dog
Rian:
Austin: So could a dedicated duck
Rian:
Austin: You aren't special Rian!
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