𝒪𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓃𝓈 (𝐼𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒬𝓊𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑀𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈)

Divinus Magia Incorrect Quotes

Allumos: God, it's so hard having six kids!

Flurry: Fools! I have eight!

Lo'Pho: Oh please, I have ten, two of which are married! That's hard!

Ritchie: *clicks tongue*

Brandon, slamming his hand down repeatedly: I. KEEP. GETTING. MORE.

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Eden: This is me being honest!

Devin: No, Eden. This is you being a psychopath.

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Ritchie: What do you like most about flying? The view?

Brandon: The solitude.

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Devin: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

David: And you came to me?

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Inmo: I think Brandon mixed up our lunches. Look. [holds up post-it note that says "I love you so much."]

Kit: Oh, that explains this. [holds up post-it note that says "Please be good. For the love of God, be good."]

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Lucas: What time is it?

Inmo: Dunno. Pass me that trombone and I'll find out.

Inmo: *blows trombone loudly*

Ritchie: WHO'S PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM

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Ritchie: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

The Guild: All the time!

Ritchie: Then you should be used to it!

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{When members of your guild actually end up doing something right}

Lucas: You're giving us... stickers?

Brandon: Not just any sticker. Those are stickers of a kitty saying, "Me-wow!".

Mario: We're not preschoolers.

Brandon: Fine, I'll take them all back.

David: I earned this! Back off!

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Inmo: What goes up but never goes down?

Brandon: The amount of stress you bring to this guild.

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Ritchie: One day you will also be a father

Brandon: One day? I am a father

Ritchie: The guild doesn't count