𝒪𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓃𝓈 (𝐼𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓇𝑒𝒸𝓉 𝒬𝓊𝑜𝓉𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑀𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈)

Protectors Guild Incorrect Quotes

The Protectors Incorrect Quotes.

I put this book as complete because i thought I'd never actually update it again... here i am.
Set in FTOs5 before the finale
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Jakey: Are you in love with Viper?

Edgy Kay: *sweats* ...no

Jakey: Then why do you draw 'V+K' in hearts everywhere?

Edgy Kay: It stands for violence and Killing.

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Jakey: Can we please get married?

Bryan: Any given day.

Jakey: Now!

Bryan: *gets down on one knee*

Jakey: Oh my god oh my god

Bryan: *ties shoes*

Jakey:

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Kay: You were hurt, what do you remember

Bryan: Just the ambulance ride

Eliore: We didn't take an ambulance, Mr Lo'Pho drove us

Bryan: But I heard a siren

Alex: That was Jakey

Jakey: Sorry, I was nervous

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(Lo'Pho teaching the new guild members)

Lo'Pho: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Eliore: Have everyone stand.

Mania: Bring three more chairs!

Alex: The most important ones can sit down.

Nix: Kill three.

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Bryan: We are screwed.

Lo'Pho: Hey, no, hey. I don't wanna heart that defeatist attitude.. i wanna hear you more upbeat!

Bryan: [more upbeat] We are screwed!

Lo'Pho: There y'a go.

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Alex: *accidentally cuts finger*

Kay: just put some pressure on it

Alex: ok

Alex: if you don't get a job, your family will disown you

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Lo'Pho: *makes Bryan wash a dish*

Bryan: I am the backbone of this family. You are all nothing without me. When I die. Then you will realize.

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Lo'Pho: What exactly are you doing?

Mania: [surrounded by fifteen cats] building a family

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Kay: So what's it like being Bryan's husband?

Jakey: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me and brought me a glass of ice and said "wait"

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Mania: What if instead at milk in my cereal. I put in coffee?

Lo'Pho: *taking the coffee pot* What if you didn't