THE CRAZY LIFE OF ARIANNA SWIFT, THE YOUTUBER

One direction.. Whos next?

After a few hours of playing in the snow I was 2 am
"Alright guys I'm gonna crash on the couch" I said walking out and clasping on the couch and guess what it was 7 in the morning and I couldn't sleep so I got up and went for a walk and guess who I sAw.. One direction... Yay (note sarcasm and I hide behind a tree the someone covers my mouth and I scream well try and I look up too see Ryan.. "Shush they don't know we're here lets scare them" he aka d and we run out from. Out hiding spot
"Roar" we shout together
And they flipping scream my ears in deaf noooooo oops sucks for them huh
"My god women what wrong with you cant you see where on a lovely walk we don't need some fa- oh hey aria and Ryan " Louis said
"You suck you thought I was a fan how could you" I said faking crying
"Great job Louis you made her cry" Liam said hitting him over the head.hard.
"What the fu-" Louis started but I cut him off "finish and I scream 'oh my god its louis from one direction" I warn and he nods
"Why are you here anyways " Ryan ask
"Well we were going to see you but.. You found us!" Harry said happily
"Why are you here you usually don't wake up until 10am" Niall asks
"Couldn't sleep I have been up since 4 am yesterday" I said
"You have been awake for 15 hours straight " zyan exclaims
And I nod "sadly" I said looking down
Then I zone out of the convo and stare at Niall
Hmm I wonder what it's like to be famous
You all ready know u are famous
Shaddup jerry ( yep that's what I named the little voice in my head)
Don't say that to me or I shall stop working
So I screamed "help mah brains gonna stop working " and I ran around crazily
"She's meantal" I heard Niall say to Liam
"Worse when she has sugar" Ryan replies
I was running around like a mad women when I saw him, the great ginger God, the best singer in the world ED SHEERAN
"Oh my sugar puffs!" I exclaim walking over to him and poking his face when my finger touched his cheek I felt squishy OH MY GOD his real!! And then I didn't stupid thing and fainted in front of my idol
Ed sheeran POV
I was walking to the one direction crew and Ryan and there was this girl there she looked oddly familiar, she was running. Around shouting profanities a person named jerry? That's abit mean don't you think so then she waled up to me and Po- oh my god a butterfly aww it's soo prett- * coughs* umm sorry so she poked my cheek and her eye widen to the size of golf ball and she fainted... Haha whoops luckily Niall daughter her in time and layed her down on the grass
"Aria " the boys exclaimed
"Ummm" was all I said shoving my hands into my pockets clueless of what just happened
"Oh she's a massive fan she has all your albums and she been to your concerts 13 times and has 3 albums signed " Ryan explained that's why she looked filmilar... And that's not creepy at all......
"Aria" Niall said " I have candy" and I watched as aria started stir
Arias POV
"All hail queen aria of Oreo land" chief twinke said and the rest of Oreo land bowed down to me! Their mine now! I walked down the Toffee apple steps waving to my many candy people and I stopped to sign many autographs I saw a handsome guy in the distances and I was like dayummmmm I walk over to him and we both watch the sun go down and we lean in the kiss "aria" someone said "I have candy" they said and I jolted wake
"Ugh I had the weirdest dream I actually touched ed sheerans ch- God damitt it was real dayummmm " I said "wait did someone mention candy" I ask and I got a bag of skittles throw at me and I shoved the down my throat, I'm surprised I didn't choke!